Lousy Human

06/08/2026

PREORDERS ARE LIVE (LINK IN BIO AND STORY)

GOOD HOUSEKEEPING IN A FASCIST HELLSCAPE

Our most practical issue yet for homemakers, tradwives, dissidents, bride-school dropouts, and anyone trying to keep a clean home while the state converts the guest room into an interrogation chamber.

Inside:

Advice on hosting detained dinner guests.

A complete guide to identifying whether your child is an enemy of the state.

Bride School FAQs.

Recipes designed to incapacitate your patriot husband.

Environmental reporting from a Florida swamp wizard.

Donut ideas for your Dear Leader.

Legitimate advertisements for chicken bleach, bathroom carpeting, beef tallow scalp treatments, GLP-1 tampons, and other trusted household essentials.

Featuring original satire, photography, illustrations, essays, comics, and cultural criticism.

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Preorders are available now through the Lousy Human store.

Welcome to Hell.

Good Housekeeping in a Fascist Hellscape is packed with satire, essays, photography, fake advertisements, homemaking advice, recipes, cultural criticism, and survival tips for the modern tradwife, dissident, bride-school dropout, and anyone else trying to maintain a comfortable home while society qu...

03/13/2026

We love God, country, and evoking armageddon with help from our allies in Israel. May our dicks always swing heavy and the Middle East be perpetually destabilized. In Jesus name, amen.

Written and designed by: JJ Miller

02/01/2026

Our Pl***oy parody is out in print and digital with 56 pages made by a bunch of poor shmucks who worked really hard on it, and you should support it for that reason and that reason alone. But if not, there's satire to wriggle your demonic little nose to—link in the bio.

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01/27/2026

Lousy Human: Pl***oy Parody Issue – Digital

Lousy Human: Pl***oy (Parody Issue) is a digital satire that borrows the look of a classic men’s magazine and lets the illusion fall apart. Across 56 pages, it pokes at s*x, power, and prestige as outdated status symbols—familiar, glossy, and a little uncomfortable to see up close. There are no centerfolds and no reverence, just desire, branding, and masculinity examined until the fantasy loses its grip....

Lousy Human: Pl***oy (Parody Issue) is a digital satire that borrows the look of a classic men’s magazine and lets the illusion fall apart. Across 56 pages, it pokes at s*x, power, and prestige as outdated status symbols—familiar, glossy, and a little uncomfortable to see up close. There are no ...

01/21/2026

Lousy Human Pl***oy Parody Issue – Print

Lousy Human: Pl***oy (Parody Issue) is a glossy satire of Pl***oy that treats s*x, power, and prestige like expired brands. It borrows the look of a classic men’s magazine and fills it with fake ads, sharp articles, and cultural jokes that feel a little embarrassing to recognize yourself in. No centerfolds, no nostalgia goggles—just desire, marketing, and masculinity gently mocked until they stop working....

Lousy Human’s Pl***oy parody issue skewers s*x, power, and prestige in a 56-page glossy satire with three variant covers featuring Orlando drag performers.

01/09/2026

Don't Drink The Kool-Aid

Lousy Human is an American comedy and satire magazine navigating the bizzaro-verse on the dumbest possible timeline since 2020.

01/08/2026

Don’t drink the Kool-Aid! ICE IS TOXIC!
The US Propaganda machine wants you to be fooled! They want you eat the s**t they’re serving you and like it. USE YOUR BRAIN!

Get mad, protest, organize your community, leverage support for and protect your immigrant neighbors, donate to relief funds and participate in local elections to vote these demons out!

Lousy Human stands with marginalized communities now and always. F**K ICE, ISRAEL, AND THE UNITED STATES WAR MACHINE.

Support your local community and get involved/donate with organizations like the ones below.

• Immigrant Defenders Law Center –https://www.immdef.org/
• National Immigrant Justice Center (NIJC) –https://immigrantjustice.org/
• Immigrant Legal Resource Center (ILRC) –https://www.ilrc.org/ • Freedom for Immigrants –https://www.freedomforimmigrants.org/
• Fair Immigration Reform Movement (FIRM) –https://www.firmmovement.org/
• Unión del Barrio –https://uniondelbarrio.org/main/
• Colorado Immigrant Rights Coalition –https://coloradoimmigrant.org/
• Safe Passage Project – https://www.safepassageproject.org/

01/04/2026

Don't wait! Blood and resources are already being collected! Invest today!

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01/03/2026

Just another example of the double standards placed on Italian-Americans.

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12/31/2025

What happens when you die doesn't have to be a question, Hell can be of your own choosing with AfterLyfe. Where you can meet manmade God until then servers shut down.

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