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My wife and I recently celebrated our 5th wedding anniversary, of which the gift theme is wood. We already had one of th...
01/12/2026

My wife and I recently celebrated our 5th wedding anniversary, of which the gift theme is wood.
We already had one of these silly posable lamps that we had found on Facebook marketplace, so I thought it would be fun to get another. After all, they are made of wood.
I surprised her the other night by posing the lamps in the position on the left, and then she surprised me last night by posing the lamps in the image on the right.
Best investment we've made in our home to date.

The green lights in this tunnel travel at exactly 80km per hour along the tunnel- so you don’t have to watch your speedo...
01/12/2026

The green lights in this tunnel travel at exactly 80km per hour along the tunnel- so you don’t have to watch your speedo, just stay in synch with the lights.
I find this very interesting and clever.
Male, prefers shoes in euro size (43.5), and also crosses my sevens.

I’ve always enjoyed the way that Sainsbury’s paint their car park bay lines. I’m a big fan of the double painted line as...
01/12/2026

I’ve always enjoyed the way that Sainsbury’s paint their car park bay lines. I’m a big fan of the double painted line as opposed to the more common, single traditional line.
28 (29 on Wednesday) size 7, enjoys fig rolls.

This, for the information of non-Brits, is a pelican crossing. The crossing's name is a portmanteau of "Pedestrian light...
01/12/2026

This, for the information of non-Brits, is a pelican crossing. The crossing's name is a portmanteau of "Pedestrian light controlled crossing" because people wishing to cross here can press a button attached to the crossing that will (eventually) cause the traffic lights to turn to a red signal. The light signal is about the height of the average banana plant.

This is an intelligent crossing. There are folks in the vicinity who argue it's not a pelican but in fact a puffin. Puffins were introduced after pelicans.

Anyway, none of this relates specifically to my reason for posting.

This intelligent crossing will show a green signal continuously - unless a pedestrian pressed the button to indicate they wish to cross the road here.

Remember - this is an intelligent crossing.

Once the button has been pressed the technology in the crossing does two things:

1. It counts down from 120 seconds to zero.
2. It scans the road for traffic.

One of two things will then happen.

1. The countdown will reach zero.
2. There will be a gap in the traffic.

When either of the two events occurs the lights will change to red, stopping the traffic.

The reality of the situation is that there are almost always gaps in the traffic within two minutes of pressing the button. At this point most people will elect to cross the road.

My experience of the crossing's technology is that it takes several seconds for it to register that the road is clear of traffic - far longer than the time it takes the human brain to determine that it is safe to cross.

What this means is that the crossing's signal changes to red ONLY once pedestrians have crossed to the other side.

This means, in effect, cars only stop at the lights when no one is waiting to cross.

There MUST be a better way.

(No seabirds were harmed in the making of this post).

What are the odds? Now I don't even want to spend these. Never in 33 years has this happened to me Lol
01/12/2026

What are the odds? Now I don't even want to spend these. Never in 33 years has this happened to me Lol

Just demolished a full bowl of Spaghettli Bolognese in a fancy Italian restaurant without getting a speck of sauce on my...
01/12/2026

Just demolished a full bowl of Spaghettli Bolognese in a fancy Italian restaurant without getting a speck of sauce on my pure white linen shirt. I consider this a big win.
Male. 43 next month. 118Kgs. Teacher.

Never underestimate the importance of properly aligned wall hangings.
01/12/2026

Never underestimate the importance of properly aligned wall hangings.

I regularly use my minidisc player. Underrated technology in my opinion
01/12/2026

I regularly use my minidisc player. Underrated technology in my opinion

I am sharing a photograph of the food bowl of my cat, Phil, after I've refilled it and he's eaten his first meal. His mo...
01/12/2026

I am sharing a photograph of the food bowl of my cat, Phil, after I've refilled it and he's eaten his first meal. His morning routine is to eat exactly one-third of the food for breakfast and it always appears as though he has measured it with a ruler and eaten only the prescribed amount. He doesn't have access to my ruler, nor does he have the means to purchase one or the thumbs with which to hold it. I live alone with him and I did not touch his food.
Phil is a very fit and self-disciplined cat with no sign of expansion in the waist that you often see in a 4-year-old feline.
The darker kibble is rabbit, as chicken and beef make Phil itch. The lighter kibble is the tiny amount of chicken that he can eat without scratching. He loves the chicken kibble so much that I cannot bring myself to refuse it to him entirely. You can see just how disciplined Phil is--he has left some of the beloved chicken kibble in the bowl for his two later meals.
I apologize if the idea of rabbit kibble is exotic enough to excite anyone's sensibilities.
57F, size 8. Sorry for the lack of banana, as the only banana I currently possess is in bread and the size of the loaf would likely have left you with more questions than answers.

For the past 6 years I've been obsessed with figuring out how thin of a line and how much detail I can burn into a singl...
01/12/2026

For the past 6 years I've been obsessed with figuring out how thin of a line and how much detail I can burn into a single image using a magnifying glass and the sun. Here's a few of my results.

I live up the street from the general store that all the high school kids go to on their spare. I’ve been watching as th...
01/11/2026

I live up the street from the general store that all the high school kids go to on their spare. I’ve been watching as this sign is slowly getting filled up with price stickers. I believe they are currently working on filling in the O. Will update. 

I know we’re not ment to sell stuff on here but iv put this togeather
01/11/2026

I know we’re not ment to sell stuff on here but iv put this togeather

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