Disastrophe Films

12/20/2013

Sumwun ask me how many cannles I wunt on my burday cake. Well I don't eet, dumf**k, u wood know that iffin yew really was a DB! But the answer is WUn cause I...

08/30/2013

Here is our first Guest Spot this season on HISI! Help us welcome MICHELLE SPAZIANO to the HISI family!!!

Swore to gods I'd never share screentime wiff diss tenshun hungry h**e again affer she made me look like JWow in about ten yeer, but she the only person wood...

08/16/2013

Here's our ALL NEW "How I Seize It" !!!

Lotsa folks tells me my stuff is Briddish funny an I guess dass a complament cuzz they spose ta be smarter dan we are over here stateside. Luckily I stumble ...

07/05/2013

Introduce your friends to Loretta Jenkins with the 100th episode, which features EVERY topic we've covered so far!

Oh look, I been bichin fur three solit goddamn yeers! F**k times flies when yew drunk an angry mose the time. Yall enjoys this super mega long centennial bic...

07/04/2013

Today is DAY 99, y'all!!!! Let's celebrate How I Seize It: Mother's Day where we meet Loretta Jenkins' presumedly dead mother Loco Mama!!! AND we'll start celebrating even more at MIDNIGHT tonight when we release the 100th EPISODE SPECIAL!!!

There not a lotta things I like talking bout less on more than Muthers day, two blackout days of my life is trace back to two different mothers day when babi...

07/03/2013

Today we celebrate How I Seize It: Big Brother. Who wouldn't want 24/7 cameras on Loretta Jenkins! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgx6y1pzgA

PRODUCTION NOTE: Please check out Big Brother Abridged hosted by HISI creator Jason Vitteri-Lewis on our youtube channel www.youtube.com/disastrophefilms

So yew git lock up in a fancy house fur three munths an yew git a cool halfa mill jess far lyin an backstabbin an bein mean an throwin biches unner a bus? He...

07/02/2013

Celebrate today with How I Seize It: Fashion. We are only DAYS away from our 100th Episode Celebration!

Like I need to turn on the TV to lern what fashnable. Well I don't, I jess need two dollars and a trip to the Clothing By The Pound. Yew can make a top outta...

07/02/2013

Yesterday we celebrated by reminding ourselves of the Corporate Evil that is Walmart. Spread the Gospel y'all!

Yew lookin fur somewun to blame fur ar economic predickerment? Uh, look no further than this famalee over here in Arkansas. I thank I know my own folk. I war...

06/30/2013

HAPPY PRIDE for DAY 95, sellerbrate by war chin my sexface video, How I Seize It: Beautiful Agony! Iss my mose poplar Seasum 3 vidja. I wunner why? cuz folks is f**k nasty deez daze. praise allah 4 dat!

Oh look everwun, look here at my cumface. What kinda Amsterdam hashish s**t people smoke that gettem dis kinda idear. Course if yew makin money off it, mad p...

06/29/2013

Now I don't make stonin a habit or anythang cause yew cant get Mona to stop singin broadway showtunes if I'm too high. And she still think she got 2 ockaves ...

06/28/2013

Now producing our first Reality Show-based blog! If you like Big Brother, you will love Big Brother Abridged. Check out the Roleplay Feature & play along! http://tinyurl.com/pjs379l

BBA (Big Brother Abridged) is an interactive Recap/Review & Roleplay vlog. For each episode of CBS' Big Brother 15 this summer, your resident "Big Brother Ra...

06/28/2013

TODAY is DAY 93! We are just 7 days away from our 100th Episode, Y'all! Celebrate today with How I Seize It: Sexual Harassment.

PRODUCTION NOTE: Special shoutout to our friend Bryan Lassiter who inspired this episode from real life events! XOXO!!!

Im a bit confuse, I like a little harassment in my sexuals, ya know? It aint fun lessen sumbody gittin ropeburnt am I rite? Ahhhh Youth...good times. But I h...