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05/05/2026

And the winner of the most effective fence award goes to ...🤣🤣🤣

05/05/2026

In 2024, a rat-shaped imprint in a sidewalk in Chicago drew crowds of visitors who left coins, flowers, and small offerings.

Despite its sudden popularity, the imprint had actually been there for decades. It likely formed when an animal pressed into or struck wet concrete, leaving a detailed outline of its body.

Although widely known as the “rat hole,” later analysis suggests it was probably made by a squirrel rather than a rat. ❤❤❤

05/05/2026

Master L**e Tech here and I’m gonna say what nobody else in this shop has the courage to admit. There is absolutely ZERO reason to own 6 point sockets. None. Not one. A 12 point does everything a 6 point does AND more, so if you’re buying both sets you are literally just throwing money away because the tool truck guy told you to. A 12 point fits 6 point bolts just fine if you actually know how to hold a ratchet straight and don’t round everything off like a rookie.

Every time I see a box full of 6 point sockets I already know that guy spends more time reading torque specs than actually turning wrenches. Real mechanics grab the 12 point, zip the bolt out, and move on with the job instead of standing there debating contact surface geometry like they’re in engineering school. If your bolt heads keep stripping that’s not the socket’s fault that’s operator error.

Honestly if you think you need both 6 and 12 point sets you should just hand your tools over to the guys who actually work for a living and go back to pencil whipping repair orders, because the only thing you’re qualified to do is take instructions from us real mechanics while we finish the job you overcomplicated.🤨🤨🤨

05/05/2026

Haunted doll adoption day at the thrift store...

05/05/2026

Alright, someone help me understand this.
I stopped in for what I thought would be a simple tire patch—nothing major and nothing unusual.
The charge was:
Patch and disposal: $30.00
Tax: $2.10
Total: $32.10 for one tire.
I remember tire patches usually being closer to $10–$20, so seeing the total come out over $30 definitely caught me off guard.
I understand that shops have overhead, labor costs, equipment, insurance, disposal fees, and time involved. I am not saying the work should be free. But for a basic tire repair, this still felt higher than expected.
So be honest—did I overpay, or is $30+ just the normal rate for a tire patch now? 🤔🤔🤔

05/04/2026

Welcome to the **Texas** Turnpike, where the road is optional but your bank account is under 24/7 surveillance. You hit 77 in a 70 and somewhere a camera blinks, a printer wakes up, and **TxDOT** sends you a $200 “we’ve been watching” letter before you even pass the next exit sign.
You think it’s empty? Absolutely not. There’s a state trooper grown into a bush like a forest creature, holding a radar gun from 1994, waiting to personally humble you for existing slightly too fast on a Sunday. And the deer? Not random. Coordinated. There’s one on the shoulder right now making eye contact, waiting for the perfect cinematic moment to launch itself into your life like it’s got something to prove.
Meanwhile the left lane is being held up by a beige Corolla doing 51 in a 70. No thoughts. No emotions. Just gripping the wheel like they’re transporting something extremely important. You could leave the state, come back 6 hours later, same car, same speed, same lane. Eternal.
Then…you hear it. A horn. Growing louder. The **Houston** driver has arrived. No signal. No hesitation. Sliding across three lanes like the laws of physics are just a suggestion. One hand on a **Whataburger**, the other flipping off the entire ecosystem. **George Strait** blasting like it’s powering the vehicle itself. Speed. Classified.
And just when you think you survived, boom. $38 toll to travel the distance of a CVS parking lot and emotional damage that follows you home.
The **Texas** Turnpike isn’t a highway. It’s a full blown psychological endurance test with **TxTag**.
Good luck!

05/04/2026

BREAKING: Two days after Spirit Airlines hit turbulence, a quiet deal was finalized somewhere between a bodega and a roadside fruit stand in **Upstate New York**. Witnesses say an entire bright yellow jet was “acquired” for the price of 14 cheesecake slices, a used snowblower, and “a firm handshake that meant business.” By sunrise, the plane was already parked next to a dairy barn like it had always been there, wings casting shade over a perfectly lined row of corn like some kind of budget-friendly eclipse.
Locals report the aircraft has been repurposed with elite **New York** efficiency: first class is now a wedding venue, the overhead bins store pickled everything, and the emergency exits are “just good common sense doors now.” The in-flight announcement system has been replaced with a guy named Sal who simply opens a window and yells updates into the wind. Jet fuel? Already repurposed as fertilizer. Crops have never looked more motivated.
The **I-90** slowed to a crawl after a tractor casually towed the jet to “better grass,” and **NYSDOT** collectively decided this was above their pay grade. A couple of guys from the city drove past, saw it, and just went, “yeah… that makes sense,” then kept arguing about the Rangers game.
The FAA reportedly opened a file labeled “we’ll get to it,” while the new owners shrugged and said, “If it was meant to fly, it wouldn’t have landed here.” And honestly, in **New York**… that’s the final word.

05/04/2026

BREAKING: **New York** really saw Spirit Airlines file for bankruptcy and said “we’ll take one,” no hesitation. Now there’s a full jet sitting at a Thruway Welcome Center with “DOLLAR GENERAL” spray painted across the side and a set of stairs bolted on like it came that way.
People are pulling in mid road trip, rain coming down, seeing a commercial airplane and just going “yeah I gotta grab a few things,” then casually walking up the steps like it’s completely normal. There’s a guy at the top acting like a greeter, someone inside arguing over which aisle has batteries, and another dude swearing the cockpit is the manager’s office now.
The wild part is it already feels established. Like it’s been there forever. Like someone’s uncle is already saying “I always stop at the plane store when I pass through.” No announcement, no explanation, just appeared, fully stocked, ready to go.
At this point if your GPS says “make a stop at the airplane Dollar General,” you’re not even questioning it…you’re putting your blinker on.

05/04/2026

Previous homeowner really said “lemme look out for the next guy” 😂
Left a whole note behind like a side quest hint �Not all heroes wear capes… some label their chaos 🤣🤣🤣

05/04/2026

I really hope that the entrance has the same sign 🤣🤣

05/04/2026

If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May the 4th then you’re looking in alderaan places

05/04/2026

Would you accept it? ☺☺

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