05/12/2026
To the person who thought it would be hilarious to slap a giant “YOU PARK LIKE AN IDIOT” sticker on my car while I was inside eating… what is actually wrong with people anymore?
I walked out of the restaurant already having a stressful day, and there it is — some massive sticker with a middle finger graphic plastered across my bumper like I’m living in some trashy reality show.
And before the internet comedians rush in with “well maybe don’t park badly” — absolutely not.
You do NOT get to touch someone else’s vehicle because you personally didn’t approve of how they parked. I don’t care if you thought I was crooked, too close to the line, or taking up half the lot. Be annoyed internally like a normal adult and move on with your life.
What kind of grown person carries around humiliation stickers waiting for the chance to vandalize a stranger’s car?
People seriously act way too comfortable messing with other people’s property these days and then hide behind “it was just a joke.”
No. It’s immature, disrespectful, and honestly creepy behavior.
And yes, I went back inside and asked for security footage because I genuinely want to know who thought this was acceptable.