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π•Šπ•–π•”π• π•Ÿπ•• π•Žπ•šπ•—π•–When Adnan told his wife, Sara, that he was "considering a second wife," she nodded."Of course, darling. You’...
04/02/2025

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When Adnan told his wife, Sara, that he was "considering a second wife," she nodded.

"Of course, darling. You’ll need the Second Wife Starter Pack!"

"Starter pack?" Adnan gulped.

"Yes!" She handed him a folder labeled Prepare for Doomsday!

Inside were bills. LOTS of bills.

"What's this?" he stammered.

"Well, you'll need a bigger houseβ€”two wives can’t share a kitchen. Oh, and a second car. She might be younger and demand a convertible."

Adnan sweated.

"Also, you must hire a chefβ€”I won’t cook for your new love."

"Butβ€”"

"And gym fees! You’ll need energy for TWO wives."

His knees buckled.

"Last thingβ€”life insurance. Someone might push you down the stairs."

Adnan turned pale.

"Darling, I don’t need a second wife! I already have everything I need!"

Sara patted his cheek. "Good choice, my love. Now go wash the dishes."

He ran to the sink, thanking the heavens.
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