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Please please please help me, fellow dullsters.My football (soccer to some of you) group enjoyed a Christmas get togethe...
10/17/2025

Please please please help me, fellow dullsters.
My football (soccer to some of you) group enjoyed a Christmas get together two years ago. One of the guys wore this Christmas jumper which caused much laughter and intrigue.

To this day, we still do not know what this ‘creature’ is meant to be. Some say a reindeer performing an intricate ballet move but, more popularly it is a shrimp.

Yours gratefully,

Arran (I wasn’t conceived on the island), South-West England, size 9, banana scaling wasn’t a thing back then.

So here’s something slightly dumb for you all . I shared my Tesco clubcard here under that post that you have probbaly a...
10/17/2025

So here’s something slightly dumb for you all . I shared my Tesco clubcard here under that post that you have probbaly all seen and now Tesco somehow know about it I got this letter in today . No banana for scale sorry

This is the second-longest (by a few feet) escalator in the Western Hemisphere, in the Bethesda station of the Washingto...
10/17/2025

This is the second-longest (by a few feet) escalator in the Western Hemisphere, in the Bethesda station of the Washington DC Metro. (The longest is near the other end of the Red Line in Wheaton MD.) F75, shoes US9. People for scale, no banana because food is not allowed in the Metro.

For some reason, I get a strange sense of satisfaction by using up anything. Perhaps my greatest triumph in this regard ...
10/17/2025

For some reason, I get a strange sense of satisfaction by using up anything. Perhaps my greatest triumph in this regard was when, after being at my current job for ten years, I finally used up the entire box of staples that I'd taken from the supply cabinet when I first started working there. Nearly as joyous was the time I completely exhausted the entire contents of a bottle of 3-in-1 Oil after around twenty years of sustained effort. This photo shows another such victory. The gray object on the top is an eraser that I managed to utilize until it was too small for my fingers to grip. (I can't remember how long this took, though.). A brand new eraser of the same model is shown at the bottom for comparison. The dime shown for size comparison is approximately two-fifths the diameter of a normal commercially-grown Cavendish banana.

Every time I ride in this elevator, I can't stop thinking about the following..It makes total sense that the two would b...
10/17/2025

Every time I ride in this elevator, I can't stop thinking about the following..

It makes total sense that the two would be the most worn, that level has airbridges to other buildings, the cafeteria, and access to the employee parking lot.

But, why is it next to the number two that is worn? Are people pushing on that part thinking it is the button rather than the obvious button? Is it not obvious?

Why is the alarm plate button so worn? Surely it is not being pushed more than all of the other buttons. This is in a hospital elevator so I wonder if the hospital beds are at the same level of that and they just get run into a lot.

I work nights and sometimes ponder these things my whole drive home. It's a wonder I don't fall asleep over the dullness.

Female. Size 7 left foot, size 8 right foot. Labor and delivery nurse. No banana because they hurt my mouth.

Edited to add:
1,4,7,10,14 are all to the right in a third row.
I buy size 7 if it's open shoes like sandals. And 8 for tennis shoes/boots.
I think I'm allergic to bananas. I had no idea y'all would take that somewhere weird. 🤣

My dull husband and I are staying in a condo in Manila for the next three weeks.It has everything you need, except teasp...
10/17/2025

My dull husband and I are staying in a condo in Manila for the next three weeks.
It has everything you need, except teaspoons.
There is a kettle, there are knives, forks, table spoons but not one teaspoon anywhere.
We looked in the supermarket downstairs - no teaspoons.
We looked in the store that seems to sell everything home related - no teaspoons.
I then discovered that apparently my dull husband, who travels a lot for work, admitted that he travels with a parfait spoon.
As far as I know I have never seen my husband actually eat a parfait but he does have a strange habit of using a parfait spoon in which to eat a small tub of yoghurt at home. Makes no sense to me but this is a man who snacks on torn off bits of paper, so I have learned not to question his eating habits.
I'm just grateful to have something in which to make my cup of tea so the mystery of why a parfait spoon is so essential to his travel I will not question.
I do however question why this condo very thoughtfully has supplied a pair of crutches... yet no teaspoons.

Quite exciting study
10/13/2025

Quite exciting study

This pear fell from our tree and cut itself in half - perfectly corrugated
10/13/2025

This pear fell from our tree and cut itself in half - perfectly corrugated

Was at the beach and found a shell with barnacles on it that makes it look like an anatomically correct heart
10/13/2025

Was at the beach and found a shell with barnacles on it that makes it look like an anatomically correct heart

My dad passed in 2023, and finally the ceiling light in the kitchen died. So we take off the panel to replace it with a ...
10/13/2025

My dad passed in 2023, and finally the ceiling light in the kitchen died. So we take off the panel to replace it with a new LED fixture, and we see my dad's patented studfinder method at work.

Miss you, dad.

Amsterdam police checking if an e-bike has had its speed limiter removed
10/13/2025

Amsterdam police checking if an e-bike has had its speed limiter removed

I got major satisfaction out of pulling this w**d out with all the root intact!Byeeee pokey thistle plant, and your rat ...
10/12/2025

I got major satisfaction out of pulling this w**d out with all the root intact!
Byeeee pokey thistle plant, and your rat tail too!

F, Utah. Satisfied.

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