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05/29/2026

The Spectrum tech arrived four hours late. Rocco notes three Yelp reviews and a supervisor call and demands HBO and Disney Plus before he leaves the property.

05/28/2026

Therapists charge $200 an hour for what Rocco screams at strangers for free. A week of pure honesty, compiled.

05/26/2026

You haven't lived until a bird with a yellow head has told you exactly what's wrong with your life. Rocco does it for sport.

Your dog knows when you're sad before you do. 🐺True or False? 👇
05/26/2026

Your dog knows when you're sad before you do. 🐺

True or False? 👇

Parrot dads know. 🦜Tag him below 👇
05/26/2026

Parrot dads know. 🦜

Tag him below 👇

05/26/2026

Rocco testifies at an HOA meeting after Dave's door is flagged as non-compliant red. He demands Pantone be sued and the entire board impeached.

05/25/2026

Most parrots learn to say "hello." Rocco learned how to ruin someone's entire week in under 12 seconds. Compilation incoming.

You don't own a parrot. The parrot owns you. 🦜Agree? 👇
05/25/2026

You don't own a parrot. The parrot owns you. 🦜

Agree? 👇

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05/25/2026

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05/25/2026

The cat Princess gets salmon pâté. Rocco accuses her of low-output kidney privilege and demands pâté, a heated bed, and a trust fund.

05/24/2026

He charms the nurses, mocks the doctors, and bullies the cat by lunchtime. Just another normal day in the life of Rocco.

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