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11/16/2020

We truly live in a nightmare don’t we dear reader war, strife, pestilence. Isn’t it grand! I just hope that whaling and nashing beast, that is man whips and tramples on further away from anything we all know to be common place. We should Never lament change. For god’s sakes worrying about anything just beyond the horizon and not that terrible monster growling beyond you’re unlocked front door. Is masturbatory at most and madding for sure. The most you can do, in times like these is to open that damn door, flip that animal on its back and adorn you’re self with it’s innards. Adversity is meant to be glided over or ran through like cheap dry wall. So be thankful you live in this hellish, three dimensional spirit matrix. At least you’ll have something to mumble incoherently, while soul evaporates out of your withered meat vessel.

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