09/06/2026
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…
And here I am, an independent voter, watching Scott Goldberg and the Montgomery County Republican Party have a Facebook thumb wrestle.
Look, I like Scott. He's funny, he's quick, he's popular, and he knows how to work a comment section. The MCGOP is outgunned and outclassed when it comes to clever retorts.
Below MCGOP's righteous snark, however, are some perfectly legitimate issues: taxes, affordability, crime, MCPS's maintenance backlog, housing, traffic, and people leaving Montgomery County. Not gonna lie, it's kinda fun watching Scott slip the whoopee cushion under MCGOP. But I'd rather see them discuss the issues.
I'm stuck in the middle here. I don't need either side to make me laugh. I already have The Banner Montgomery County for that. I need somebody to give me a reason to vote for them.
So, Scott: Keep being funny. You're good at it.
MCGOP: Stop trying to out-funny Scott.
Everybody, get back to talking about what you'd actually do if you win. That's the part independent voters are waiting to hear.
--by Glenn Fellman