Jennings County's Granny Punkbuster

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Good times, at least for a few.
09/25/2025

Good times, at least for a few.

Well ain't that somethin’, city’s struttin’ around like a rooster at sunrise for scrapin’ up just 14.81% of what they’re...
09/25/2025

Well ain't that somethin’, city’s struttin’ around like a rooster at sunrise for scrapin’ up just 14.81% of what they’re gonna spend. And that Ironclad site.... TIF taxing got slapped on it not long ago, makin' development even pricier. Go figure, huh?

Indiana's highest Local Income Tax rates out of 92 counties.
09/24/2025

Indiana's highest Local Income Tax rates out of 92 counties.

THE SAGA OF CENTER TOWNSHIPPull up a chair and grab some sweet tea. From 2005 all the way through 2021, the state’s audi...
09/24/2025

THE SAGA OF CENTER TOWNSHIP

Pull up a chair and grab some sweet tea. From 2005 all the way through 2021, the state’s auditors kept catchin’ Center Township with its pants down. Different years, same story: sloppy records, violating regulatory laws meant to protect taxpayer resources, and eventually flat-out lies told to the State of Indiana. Let’s walk through it.

2005–2006 (Kreutzjans → Blackburn takes over)

Trustee: Ed Kreutzjans, then Laurie Blackburn starts in 2007.

Board Chairs: Dave Eder (2005), Paul Losey (2006).

Township spending in the fund: around $33,000 in 2005, $36,000 in 2006.

Red Flag: Allegedly the bank only gave the township half of each check record, just the front, not the back. Indiana law says ya gotta keep both. Why? Cause the back shows endorsements, signatures, and proof the check actually cleared right. Without it, you can’t prove where your money went. Imagine balancing your checkbook with pages ripped out.

2007–2009 (Laurie Blackburn)

Board Chairs: Eder (2007), Biehle (2008), Pickett (2009).

Township Fund spending: $30k–$32k per year.

Red Flags:

No bank reconciliations. That’s the monthly practice where you match your checkbook (the township ledgers) to the bank’s records. Blackburn didn’t do it. Which means the township didn’t actually know if its records matched the money in the bank. If a dime was missing, there was no proof to catch it.

Still only half the checks. Same problem as under Kreutzjans. You’d think once the state flags it, they’d fix it. Nope.

2010–2013 (Blackburn)

Board Chair listed: Frank Biehle (2010).

Township Fund still spending roughly $30k–$33k a year.

Red Flags:

No salary resolutions for four straight years. By law, the board has to pass a resolution setting every officer and employee’s pay. Blackburn didn’t do it. That means everyone was gettin’ paid without legal authorization.

Trustee’s bond was too small. The trustee’s surety bond is insurance to protect taxpayers if someone misuses money. The law said it had to be $30,000. Blackburn only carried $15,000 for 2011–2013. So if money went missing, half of it was unprotected. That’s like insuring a $30,000 tractor for only $15k, you’d be left holdin’ the bag.

2014–2017 (Blackburn, with Board Chairs Biehle then Dan Fox)

By the end of 2017, the township was holdin’ $373,395 in taxpayer money:

$92,121 in the Township Fund,

$165,654 in Township Assistance,

plus Fire Fighting, Rainy Day, and Cumulative Fire balances.

Red Flags:

No adoption of internal controls. In 2016, Indiana required every township to adopt basic financial safeguards.. stuff like checks and balances so one person couldn’t just run off with the money. Blackburn ignored it.

No employee training. Workers handling cash never got the state-mandated training. That’s like lettin’ someone drive the fire truck without teachin’ ‘em how the brakes work.

False certification. This one’s the bombshell. Blackburn filed an official state document on the Gateway reporting system swearing she had adopted controls and trained employees. When auditors asked her, she admitted it wasn’t true. That’s not a mistake, that’s lying to the State of Indiana.

2018–2021 (Blackburn, Board Chair Dan Fox)

By the end of 2021, township balances had swelled to $564,842:

$178,932 in Township Fund,

$236,369 in Township Assistance,

$29,047 in Fire Fighting,

$106,076 in Cumulative Fire.

Red Flags:

Still no internal controls. Even after being called out last time, Blackburn never fixed it.

Still no training. Employees handling money were still untrained.

Another false certification. She filed on Gateway again, claiming everything was in place. It wasn’t. This makes it a pattern of lying, not a one-off.

No records uploaded. The township never uploaded the required monthly or yearly files, no bank reconciliations, no ledgers, no payroll reports, no board minutes. To the state’s system, Center Township looked like it didn’t exist.

Why It Matters

From 2005 through 2021, the township went from sloppy recordkeeping… to no reconciliations… to paying folks without legal resolutions… to carrying half the insurance required by law… and finally, to filing false state certifications two audits in a row while failing to upload any public financial records.

That ain’t just bad paperwork. That’s a government unit telling taxpayers and the State of Indiana one thing on paper, while living another reality behind closed doors.

This wasn’t just a leaky roof. This was the whole barn left to rot while the trustee painted the front red and told Indianapolis it was brand new.

If your neighbor ran their household checkbook like this, you wouldn’t lend ‘em a quarter. But this is your tax dollars we’re talkin’ about. For sixteen years straight, Center Township’s books showed red flags, and by the end, they weren’t just mistakes.

Note about 2023 and 2024 that have yet to be audited.

Current trustee: Andrew Eder
Current township clerk: Tracy Eder
Judging from property purchases, they're related.

Indiana nepotism law does not absolutely forbid a trustee’s relative from serving as a clerk. Under certain narrow conditions the trustee may hire one relative in his office, with a salary cap and only if the office is in the residence.

This CAN be trumped by more restrictive local laws and of course, Jennings doesn't have any such restrictions against it.

The compensation cap for a subordinate relative is $5000
Current Clerk's compensation: $4,980.00, being only $20.01 shy of a nepo violation.

Former clerk compensations shown for comparison
2024: Clerk Tracy Eder $4,980.00 & Assistant Clerk Connie Geurkink $5,010.00
2023: Clerk Tracy Eder $4,980.00 & Assistant Clerk Connie Geurkink $4,927.50
2022: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9600
2021: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9600
2020: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9600
2019: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9000
2018: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9000
2017: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9000
2016: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9000
2015: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9000
2014: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9000
2013: Clerk Phillip Deager - $9000
2012: Clerk Phillip Daeger - $9000

Highlights of multiple audits of center township spanning several years tomorrow.
09/24/2025

Highlights of multiple audits of center township spanning several years tomorrow.

Joint Meeting of the North Vernon Board of Public Works and City CouncilLive stream will be at the link. Hopefully they ...
09/23/2025

Joint Meeting of the North Vernon Board of Public Works and City Council

Live stream will be at the link. Hopefully they turn closed captioning on like they're required to this time.
https://www.youtube.com/

September 25, 2025 11:00 AM

1. Roll Call
2. Approval of minutes from the August 25, 2025 meeting.
3. Agenda Items
a. Opening proposals for concrete work at Park.
b. Opening proposals for Park concessions.
4. Other business.
5. Approval of payroll claims
a. $21,641.12 for September 23, 2025
b. $179,153.82 for September 26, 2025.
6. Approval of claims
a. To be determined and no specifics will be given, just a number.
7. Adjournment

CITY OF NORTH VERNON
CARNEGIE WOULDN'T APPROVE GOVERNMENT CENTER (city hall)
143 EAST WALNUT STREET
NORTH VERNON, IN 47265

The Ballad of Ginny Toxic and the Great Comment Section ShowdownOnce upon a Facebook post, in a cyber holler far from gr...
09/11/2025

The Ballad of Ginny Toxic and the Great Comment Section Showdown

Once upon a Facebook post, in a cyber holler far from grace, a gal named Ginny Toxic rolled in like a storm in stilettos, madder than a bull in a fly swarm. She stomped into the comments like it was a courtroom and her keyboard was a gavel.

“I’m gonna sue you, you trailer-dwelling menace!”
she howled, surely wearing three pairs of eyelashes and a chip the size of Ohio on her shoulder.

Granny, local sassmouth and part-time satirist, sipped her decaf and fired back like a rusty shotgun:

“Well bless your heart, Blondie. Hope your lawyer takes coupons.”

That’s when Ginny Toxic blew her top like an overcooked bratwurst.

“I’m not a public official, I’m a private citizen, and I shop at Kroger like a lady! I spend $1000K on groceries a month for my family of four and my dog’s emotional support hamster!”

Comments rolled in faster than rumors at a church rummage sale.

A reader, minding her own but curious, peeped:

“What’s wrong with living in a trailer?”

Ginny, lacking any blessed chill, responded:

“YOU DUMB BISCUIT! I WILL SPEND MY SAVINGS AND SEND YOU ALL TO JAIL, INCLUDING YOUR CAT!”

Meanwhile, readers wandered in like folks rubberneckin’ a yard sale gone nuclear.

“I read the post twice and don’t even see your name, hun,” A reader said. “You sure you ain’t just outin’ yourself like it’s a karaoke night in purgatory?”

Ginny, still spittin’ vinegar:

“I am the cheerleader! Check the other post. Or the moon. Or the fridge. I’ll be there. I WILL SUE YOU FOR ANY SATIRE I IDENTIFY MYSELF AS!”

Another, just tryin’ to scroll in peace, dropped in:

“If this is your life movie, it’s directed by raccoons and written in crayon.”

At which point Ginny hollered:

“I’LL BUY YOU ALL A LAWSUIT. I’LL RUIN YOU FROM THE WALMART PARKING LOT TO THE COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS. I HAVE A 20-YEAR MARRIAGE AND A RECEIPT FOR EVERY GRUDGE!”

Granny, now full-on crocheting while sipping Ensure from a martini glass:

“Maybe next time Daddy buys you a house, he gets one with a porch you can scream from properly.”

And lo, Ginny raged into the night, shouting about legal precedent and fictional damage like she was runnin’ for Queen of the County Courthouse.

Granny? She just kept on grinnin’, ‘cause satire is free, drama is optional, and lawsuits filed in rage don’t hold up in court, or in a group chat.

Recent Animal Control Board meeting highlights. ➼ Animal Control Facility UpdatesDumpster & Gravel PadCounty (via Josh A...
09/11/2025

Recent Animal Control Board meeting highlights.

➼ Animal Control Facility Updates

Dumpster & Gravel Pad
County (via Josh Ager) will pour concrete for dumpster site and handle gravel.

Target timeline: after Labor Day.

Commissioners apologized for delays due to bridge projects.

➼ Fencing & Mowing Discussion

Fence placement will affect mowing access (big gate vs. push mower access).

Commissioners aware, but county responsibility vs. volunteers was debated.

➼ Mowing & Snow Removal Responsibility

Volunteers have handled mowing, but board feels county should fund it like other county buildings (courthouse, jail, health dept).

Unsure if commissioners, council, or Fox’s crew are officially responsible.

Motion passed: table mowing quotes until clarification from commissioners.

Snow removal: noted the lot isn’t plowed; county or possibly city skid steer assistance may be needed.

➼ Ordinance Review & Issues

ⓐ Dog Limits

A draft limited city residents to 3 dogs. Board disagreed; said violations should be enforced individually, not blanket restrictions.

ⓑ False Informing

Old ordinance allowed citations if someone lied about an animal being stray.

New draft shifts this to law enforcement, removing it from Animal Control’s hands. Board wants that power back.

ⓒ After-Hours Calls

New draft requires all after-hours calls to be answered same day.

Board insists “emergency calls only” should be mandatory, not all calls.

They want “emergency” clearly defined in the ordinance.

ⓓ Part-Time Hours Reporting

Draft said board must submit timesheets.

Board rejected that—department head (Michelle) already does it under county policy.

ⓔ Fees & Holds

Hold time clarified: 3 business days (not calendar days).

New surrender fees:

Puppies

Happy Labor Day!A holiday that exists because workers in the late 19th century collectively decided, “We’d like to live ...
09/01/2025

Happy Labor Day!
A holiday that exists because workers in the late 19th century collectively decided, “We’d like to live past 40, thanks.”

Back in the 1800s, most folks worked every day of the week, 10–16 hours a day. Children worked too, some were small enough to crawl inside machines for “maintenance” and occasionally didn’t come back out the same way. Workplace safety rules were basically: “Don’t die. Or at least, not where customers can see.”

So workers organized. They went on strike, held rallies, and yes, got beaten, arrested and occasionally killed for it. One of the big sparks came from the Pullman Strike in 1894, when railroad workers protested wage cuts and were met with federal troops. It didn’t go well (spoiler: bullets were involved). That same year, President Grover Cleveland signed Labor Day into law, partly to honor workers, partly as an “our bad” after the strike fiasco.

The very first Labor Day parade happened in New York City in 1882, organized by unions to show off worker solidarity. Thousands marched, roasting in heavy wool suits, and since Mum, the first commercial deodorant wouldn’t exist until 1888, the whole thing probably smelled like a wet sheep convention. Be grateful you missed it.

Labor Day celebrates labor unions’ victories... weekends off, overtime pay, sick leave, workplace safety laws and the idea that people are worth more than their productivity. It’s not just a three-day weekend; it’s proof that everyday workers have changed history by standing up and shouting, “This isn’t fair!”

So today, kick back, eat something deep-fried and marvel at the fact you’re not shoveling coal in a corset or losing three fingers to a loom. Labor Day isn’t just a day off, it’s proof that enough angry people in uncomfortable pants can actually change the world.

Well now, pull up a lawn chair. See that pickle lady? That’s Mrs. TinyDill. Not long ago, Hizzoner dragged the whole dad...
08/26/2025

Well now, pull up a lawn chair. See that pickle lady? That’s Mrs. TinyDill. Not long ago, Hizzoner dragged the whole dadgum city into a lawsuit to back his pals, and whoo-ee, they got their butts handed to ’em in court. Now it’s all briny ’n’ whiny round their house, like a jar left open since the county fair.

And wouldn’t ya know it, she got plopped onto the Animal Control Board. Why? ’Cause the not a big dill TinyDill boy loves control, like all weak leaders do, bless their brittle egos. Want more than three dogs? You don’t ask, you kneel, “you grovel, peasant.” Real highfalutin’ civics! What a kerfuffle of malarkey, all vinegar and no virtue.

So on National Dog Day, ol' Granny’s got one tidy sermonette: lift up the pups and side-eye the scolds. We’ve got tail-waggers who rescue hearts while big shots try to rescue face. Dogs earn devotion; the courthouse crowd earns nothin'.

Fund dogs, not clowns. Dogs save lives, politicians save face.

State Audits Cite Years of Compliance Issues in Bigger TownshipJennings County, IN – A series of examinations by the Ind...
08/20/2025

State Audits Cite Years of Compliance Issues in Bigger Township

Jennings County, IN – A series of examinations by the Indiana State Board of Accounts (SBOA) has documented repeated compliance issues in Bigger Township over the span of more than 15 years.

2005–2006: Clean Audit
The 2005–2006 report, under Trustee Richard Wahlman, found the township’s records in order. SBOA issued an opinion that financial information was fairly presented and no material items required comment.

2007–2009: Recordkeeping Failures
When Larry R. Wahlman became trustee in 2007, auditors reported major deficiencies. Findings included:

• Bank reconciliations were not performed for three years, leaving a $9,567 variance at year-end 2009.

• Annual reports for 2007 and 2008 were never filed with the state examiner.

• Records were incomplete and in some cases inaccurate.

• Salary schedules were not approved by the township board.

• The trustee received $1,000 in additional compensation from the Township Assistance Fund without authorization, later repaid.

• Property tax deposits were not made monthly as required.

• Advance payments were made for cemetery mowing contracts before services were provided.

2010–2013: Ongoing Issues
Audits covering 2010 through 2013 continued to cite significant problems:

• Cash shortages of $2,831.15 were noted each year due to unreconciled accounts.

• Salary resolutions were not adopted.

• Annual financial reports contained errors and were sometimes filed late.

• Township board meetings were infrequent, with no meeting held in 2012.

• IRS interest charges were assessed for late filings.

• Documentation supporting some expenditures was missing.

2014–2017: Transition in Trustees
Larry Wahlman served through 2014, followed by Robert Itell from 2015 through 2018. Auditors again noted that salary resolutions were not adopted, despite this issue being flagged in prior audits. The township also had not adopted state-mandated internal control standards or provided required training for employees handling funds, as required by law beginning in 2016.

2018–2021: Missing Minutes
The most recent audit, covering 2018–2021 under Trustee Robert Itell, reported that township board minutes for all four years were missing. SBOA could not verify whether the board reorganized annually as required.

The audit also reported cash and investments totaling $102,866 at the end of 2021, but emphasized that the lack of meeting records limited oversight.

Summary
From 2007 through 2021, Bigger Township’s audits consistently cited deficiencies in recordkeeping, compliance with state reporting requirements, salary approvals, and board oversight. While earlier years under Richard Wahlman showed no findings, subsequent audits documented recurring problems that remained unresolved across multiple administrations that are probably still on-going.

Happy National Relaxation Day, fellow residents of Jennings County! A perfect time to unclench your jaw, loosen your gri...
08/15/2025

Happy National Relaxation Day, fellow residents of Jennings County! A perfect time to unclench your jaw, loosen your grip on that stress-ball shaped like City Hall, and take a deep breath before the next round of taxpayer-funded nonsense rolls in.

Today, forget that the council just rubber-stamped a stack of “claims” that could fund an actual park renovation but instead went to who knows what, so probably windbreakers, spa retreats, and whatever the hell “civic fund” means. Pretend you don’t notice the Area Plan Commission playing HOA overlords on speed while ignoring the code violations their buddies could build a garage on.

Let all the official’s real estate portfolios massively increasing be someone else’s bedtime story, and ignore the fact that your property taxes now apparently come with a complimentary attitude problem. Don’t even think about how Animal Control is run like a pickle jar that only opens for people who know the Mayor’s Wi-Fi password.

Instead, relax. Put your feet up. Maybe even practice the same blissful detachment your local officials mastered years ago, the art of sipping lemonade while the roof leaks, the roads crumble, and the circus clowns run the big tent.

Because if you can learn to be as unfazed as they are, you might just survive here without developing a permanent eye twitch.

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North Vernon, IN
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