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10/10/2025

God Bless the USA d

10/09/2025

i'm a born and raised okie, and i dont give a S*** about OU footbal. or OSU... i just really dont care that much. its given way too much importance and attention and draws out the bros in higher numbers jut to annoy me. i'll pass....

10/07/2025

Man: the deadliest game of all.

10/03/2025

this is not a book. listen to it and then tell me i'm wrong.

10/02/2025

How to behave when it snows in Oklahoma, a visitors guide
& Watch out for Ice Jesus.

09/30/2025

Excerpts of Cacophony!
epidode 5... my brain is a goldfish.
just keep swimming... swimming... swimming....but dont get hooked! lol

My audiobook is like chicken soup for your sense of humor. As in it spoils if not refrigerated. The metaphors and symbol...
09/29/2025

My audiobook is like chicken soup for your sense of humor. As in it spoils if not refrigerated. The metaphors and symbolism are also quite tasty

09/26/2025

'EXCERPTS OF CACOPHONY...'
EPISODE 4.... THE NEW LITTLE RASCAL

the cover photo from my new audiobook is my first grade school photo.... this poem is from that school year... heres. glimpse into the mind of a 6 year old... and hip hip hooray for the Haskell Rascals! lol,. shout out Mrs Spears! and to all the pub school teachers of america... ya'll doing the real good work. too undervalued these days. but i see you! qnd i thank you and love you!!
& Please dont look upon my punctuation...er, um... 'style' as a reflection on your job performance... for me, its a choice! not ignorance or laziness.... perhaps a smidge of laziness. but not ignorance! truth.

09/25/2025

Excerpts of Cacophony! Episode two: This book is not for you. or actually, it might be.
TRIGGER WARNING
people who are easily offended or have no sense of humor probably should not listen to this book. the thoughts and ideas presented here are my own crass opinions and not really any of your business to get pi**ed off about. but hey if you want to complain about it publicly on television or something, that would be ok too. or write a letter to your newspaper editor (lol) and maybe he'll publish an OP ED about what a terrible infuence i am and should never be allowed to teach school children (like id even want to). do it. go ahead. i dare you. (you dont have the guts)
and since you dont have the guts, you probably shouldnt listen to my audiobook.
unless you DO have the guts, then by all means you're probably mature enough to handle it. or smart enough to only get pi**ed off enough that you tell your friends and not the principal.
have you been warned enough?

09/23/2025

presenting
"Excerpts of Cacophony...."
thin little slices of my new audiobook (thin, like deli meat)
that are tasty & easily digestable (like deli meat)
and piled high (like laundry.... or no, like deli meat again)
and placed gently between your ears (no, rye bread)
with a little fancy mustard (like literature)...

episode 1:
this has been organized by chapters to make it easier to swallow (haha made you look)
this was done at my publishers unrelenting insistence (but i got back at him).
and here's proof (that i'm innocent, i tells ya)
whew. just listen.
BTW, i'm giving the book away for free (LTO) so jump on it now (or even sooner)
if you want to be entertained for about an hour while i talk to you about stuff.
Totally Legit.

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