12/27/2025
Santa ghosted you this year? 🎅💔
Got Christmas cash screaming to be wasted irresponsibly?
Congratulations — you need my balls in your life.
For a limited time, grab a sleeve of Chubby Boy Golf Balls — scientifically engineered* to make you hit bombs and look way cooler than the 14-handicap dad you got paired with who won’t shut up about his new driver.
Guaranteed longer distance, louder confidence, and at least one dirty look from your playing partners.
💥 Only $10 + shipping
💥 TaylorMade Distance
💥 Want a dozen? Slide in and we’ll cut you a deal (Santa won’t)
Buy ‘em now before your buddy does and starts out-driving you out of spite.
*science may be vibes-based only 😈⛳️