06/06/2026
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THIS CITY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE
A depressed clown pontificates on Mayor Mamdani!
An overworked teacher struggles to get her class in order!
An addicted iPad kid spirals into digital chaos!
Complete with interactive fraction lessons, Minecraft gameplay, and the worst stand-up you’ve ever seen, This City Will Eat You Alive pieces together the fractured lives of three people distracting themselves from a pain they cannot bring themselves to name, tumbling into absurdity as they go.
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