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I bought a small tin of deliciousness, and was delighted that it contains one of my five-a-day. Yummy! I then bought a b...
04/06/2026

I bought a small tin of deliciousness, and was delighted that it contains one of my five-a-day. Yummy! I then bought a big tin for extra healthiness, but it still said it contains one of my five-a-day.
So I wrote to Heinz to query this: "I was a bit confused that a small and large tin could have the same amount of my 5 a day. I thought that perhaps it would have double because the tin was double the size?"
I got a reply: "Thank you for getting in touch about our Heinz Spaghetti with Sausages in Tomato Sauce. The 200g can is a portion designed for one person. The 400g can is two portions so therefore 1 of your 5 a day for two people.
We do hope the above information is helpful."
I've decided this should be included in my Diary Of A Boring Man book what I'm currently writing - and I also thought I should pass the information on to this group in case anyone else was concerned or confused.

Came home to find an armadillo in my yard. I tried to persuade him to leave by using the water hose on him. This did not...
04/06/2026

Came home to find an armadillo in my yard. I tried to persuade him to leave by using the water hose on him. This did not work. He enjoyed it. He got on his hind legs and drank the water and bathed himself. He finally left the yard and went to his natural habitat. The street. I have named him Esteban A Dillard.

Clothes pegs left on the line waiting for the next load.....simple yet brilliant?.Well apparently not, the wife wants pe...
04/06/2026

Clothes pegs left on the line waiting for the next load.....simple yet brilliant?.
Well apparently not, the wife wants pegs in a bucket safely waiting on the sidelines for their next mission. Bucket or line?
Small dog for scale.

So I apparently own this old cell tower. Long story. It’s an old Orange tower, long since in operation. How on earth do ...
04/05/2026

So I apparently own this old cell tower. Long story. It’s an old Orange tower, long since in operation. How on earth do I remove it? Note that the tower bit is the size of a lamp post.

I like Ordnance Survey maps.
04/05/2026

I like Ordnance Survey maps.

Definitely ground zero for a lot of Dull Men in this Page
04/05/2026

Definitely ground zero for a lot of Dull Men in this Page

My sister in law insists on filling the kettle right up to max capacity regardless of whether it's for a single cup or 8...
04/02/2026

My sister in law insists on filling the kettle right up to max capacity regardless of whether it's for a single cup or 8 cups. I'm about as logical as it gets and it really gets to me that people are happy to (1) use more energy than necessary, (2) spend more money than necessary per brew and (3) wait longer than necessary for their kettle to boil. How do I broker this dull conversation and what other somewhat dull things do people do that drive you barmy? M40 size 9.5. Early onset arthritis in my right hand index finger.

Flew across the country to N California to spend 8 days in the Redwoods. Saw one, it’s nice. Now what? 7 days left to ...
04/02/2026

Flew across the country to N California to spend 8 days in the Redwoods. Saw one, it’s nice. Now what? 7 days left to fill.
Edited: drove the dullish 101 north and am now staying in Trinidad. What’s in the area I can look at for a moment and move on from?
M, 53, sweaty 11.5s, plays Royal Match while others sightsee.

My local brass band are offering free lessons, which I guess is a ploy to recruit and indoctrinate members into their wi...
04/02/2026

My local brass band are offering free lessons, which I guess is a ploy to recruit and indoctrinate members into their windy cult, which I’m in! I just wanted advice to what instrument I should try?

I’m in awe of the geniuses that invented this paint! I have had the honour of a dull afternoon painting a wood panelled ...
04/01/2026

I’m in awe of the geniuses that invented this paint! I have had the honour of a dull afternoon painting a wood panelled wall which would normally require two to three coats, I have completed three and by looks of things at least two more are required, as I say genius. I will divulge:- come up with a name and tin branding that screams stately homes, come up with ridiculous paint colours like for example elephants breath! Then make the paint so ridiculously thin so you would need more coats than any other brand on the market (therefore selling even more) and as a consequence most women and designers instantly want it and finally charge a premium for it. Reminds me of the Harry Enfield sketch “I saw you coming”

It might be just me, but it seems that when having butter on pikelets, the flavour of the actual butter is enhanced some...
04/01/2026

It might be just me, but it seems that when having butter on pikelets, the flavour of the actual butter is enhanced somewhat more than usual. I have not come across any other food that does this. Feijoa for scale since I'm in NZ.
M, 40, prefers butter sliced and not spread.

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