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I’ve had lots of 10 pence pieces and 50 pence pieces with the King on it, but today I had my first £20 note featuring th...
11/29/2025

I’ve had lots of 10 pence pieces and 50 pence pieces with the King on it, but today I had my first £20 note featuring the King - was irrationally excited.

Hello allI was in a customers house last week and I noticed they had the exact door bell chime my family had when I was ...
11/29/2025

Hello all

I was in a customers house last week and I noticed they had the exact door bell chime my family had when I was a kid, and back then I always wondered why it was designed/shaped in such a way and had forgot about them until I see it and it brought back my curiosity

31, 5ft10, size 8, has unibrow, enjoys my own company

When there’s snow lying on the roofs of houses it highlights which houses have sufficient insulation and which ones are ...
11/29/2025

When there’s snow lying on the roofs of houses it highlights which houses have sufficient insulation and which ones are unnecessarily expelling heat; I use this to compare against my own roof to check that I’m not wasting any precious heat (I think I’m doing alright), me and my wife point out the houses with really bad insulation when out in the car together, on the way back from the shops we saw 6 that didn’t have snow on them at all! I wonder what their energy bill is like. Please drop your own dull snow-related foibles in the comments. 28, Euro size 40, thinks about his smart meter too often.

One of my favourite pastimes has been hunting out these magic eye illusions and saving my favourites.Here are some for y...
11/29/2025

One of my favourite pastimes has been hunting out these magic eye illusions and saving my favourites.
Here are some for your viewing pleasure, if you're able to see the hidden images, of course 😏 if not, then select an image and look directly at it, then experiment with your focus as well as slowly moving the image towards and away from your eyes until something pops out in 3D.
Snooker high break of 72, listens to audio books while at work, and really enjoyed the Family Guy episode where Africa by Toto made an appearance. (Obviously a fan of the Oxford Comma, too).

This is an intersection close to my house (edit: Georgia, US) that I go through multiple times a day. When I am at the l...
11/29/2025

This is an intersection close to my house (edit: Georgia, US) that I go through multiple times a day. When I am at the light to turn left (“red” car - no turn arrow), I sometimes have to be aggressive and turn left while the “blue” car is turning right; assuming they would stay in the right lane. This hardly ever happens as most “blue” cars take a wide right and merge into the left lane. Many times I have been honked at and even pointed at with a select finger while I maintain my lane and the “blue” car does not. Am I in the wrong to turn at the same time while maintaining my lane?
I’m sure there is someone dull enough here that has read the driving handbook cover to cover and knows what is lawful.
F; 32; autocad drafter who hates traffic

53 years young and still like to sit at the front on the top deck and pretend I'm driving the bus. Bonus point for anyon...
11/29/2025

53 years young and still like to sit at the front on the top deck and pretend I'm driving the bus.
Bonus point for anyone who can identify the city.

Finally done it, after years of battling condensation my wife has bought us a Dehumidifier.Hours of fun watching the dis...
11/29/2025

Finally done it, after years of battling condensation my wife has bought us a Dehumidifier.

Hours of fun watching the display (was 83% yesterday, 62% this morning and 4.8l water removed from tank).

No hoovering the windows and all the doors shut fine this morning.

Whilst travelling home this Christmas, I once again laughed my little flight socks off at the people who stand & wait fo...
11/29/2025

Whilst travelling home this Christmas, I once again laughed my little flight socks off at the people who stand & wait for the doors to open the second the seatbelt sign is off once landed. This lot were up for a grand total of 27 minutes 🤣 Huffing & puffing & awkwardly shifting their weight & hand baggage. Where on earth do u think u are going? I had a leisurely & humorous wait watching them all, stretched out in my seat, sauntered off an empty plane at the end & still met them all at the luggage collection. Where they were all waiting again.

Reader of books. Queen of the last minute of everything. Measures stuff in plantains not bananas cos i’m cool like that.

Today I am at Manchester Airport waiting for a flight to Berlin. This is the first time I am going away by myself. I arr...
11/29/2025

Today I am at Manchester Airport waiting for a flight to Berlin. This is the first time I am going away by myself. I arrived at the airport almost four hours early (I know this may be excessive but I would prefer to be here on time and wait in departures).

On the way through security I was randomly chosen to be searched. The chap that did it rubbed me all over and ran a finger round the inside of my waistband, lo and behold, there was nothing to be found. The tray I put my bag and coat in also got pulled to one side for searching. I was informed by a member of staff that my tray had been searched because I'd put my coat in the same tray as my bag - silly me! Here's to having plenty of time on your side.

So far, I have done two of the four things I always do at the airport, which were browse the prices of ci******es and to***co in duty free and visit WH Smith. I have bought myself copies of Private Eye and Viz - essential. I did however slightly deviate from the regular drill as a bag of peanut m&m's caught my eye just before the self-service checkout. "Family size" it said. Although 440g of peanut m&m's are, on reflection, quite an amount for just one person, "what the hell", I thought - I'm on holiday!

Sadly, the burst of excitement was somewhat shortlived as upon scanning said m&m's I was informed by the self-service checkout they came with the princely price tag of EIGHT NINETY-NINE. Should have known better. I consequently decided to cancel my plan to have some airport pints but will shortly be going to Burger King. That's non-negotiable no matter how many m&m's I've eaten.

31, full of chocolate and peanuts, size neun

Whenever I heat up coffee in the microwave, I press "Add 30 sec." three times.My wife insists that it is more effective ...
11/29/2025

Whenever I heat up coffee in the microwave, I press "Add 30 sec." three times.
My wife insists that it is more effective to press "1 EXPRESS COOK" and then "Add 30 sec."
I'm sure that moving the finger from one button to the next takes more time than rapidly pressing a single button - given that the microwave starts automatically as soon as you press one of the buttons.
Given that the whole point of a microwave is to save time, can anyone provide a convincing argument one way or the other.

55-years-old. Have compromised in life so much that I now drink rewarmed coffee instead of making a fresh pot. Size XD

Does knowing how to drive stick/manual make a person dull?Living in the US, I have to say most young Americans does not ...
11/29/2025

Does knowing how to drive stick/manual make a person dull?

Living in the US, I have to say most young Americans does not know the dullness of manual shifting.

No banana as there’s already a stick for scale in your vehicle.

So I got overtaken by an ambulance today in a 30mph area. That was exciting. I then caught up to it again in a 60 whil...
11/29/2025

So I got overtaken by an ambulance today in a 30mph area. That was exciting. I then caught up to it again in a 60 while it was chugging along at 50 still with its lights and sirens going. We stayed like this for about 5 miles. Would it have been acceptable to pass it again or would that have been rude.
49 year old ambulance fan. Left foot size 11us (10uk) right foot size 10us (9uk). Have travelled inside an ambulance before. Twice.

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