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Central Florida Fancy UCF'S MOST TRUSTED NEWS SOURCE SINCE 1967 The Central Florida Fancy is the People’s news source. It is the Student’s news source. Wait, I mean integrity.

It is meant for the everyday man, the three-Tuesdays-a-month man, the transcendent man, and every man in between. The Central Florida Fancy was founded in 1967 under one general principle: profit. We were founded in 1967 and based our work ethic on inception. No, integrity. Incepting integrity into your thoughts. The Fancy is a collection of Orlando’s most well-rounded and critical journalists. It

redefined itself in 2009 as a Web 2.0 news source in order to set the standard for reporting in the Internet age. Plans have been made to upgrade to Web 2.1 in August 2011.

11/02/2012

After building a substantial case of copyright infringement, Apple has taken a monumental step in the history of property ownership laws by suing Apple over the design, hardware, and software of the iPhone 5. “Speaking bluntly, the developers at Apple clearly plagiarized Apple’s groundbreaking desig...

04/15/2012

Ignoring the protests of international security councils, North Korea went ahead with the launch of its three-stage rocket, dubbed Unha-3, which reportedly broke apart after roughly a minute of airtime. Although many see the rocket launch as a humiliating failure for North Korea, Kim Jon-un, the nat...

03/28/2012

The already contentious race for President of the UCF Student Government has just become a whole lot messier. Electronic Arts, Inc. the maker of the wildly popular Mass Effect and Battlefield series accused the King/Katz campaign last Wednesday of improper usage of the trademarked phrase “Challenge ...

03/23/2012

The Obama camp has taken a major step in intensifying the race for the White House by signing a deal with the Madison Ave advertising firm Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce as a consultant to his 2012 re-election campaign. This is a bold but necessary move as the Republican field begins building their ne...

02/29/2012

Ecologists undergoing research in Mauritius have uncovered a previously undisturbed community of the long-considered extinct species Raphus cucullatus, more commonly known as the Dodo. “It was truly an awesome experience… like going back in time. Also, might I add, they were quite delicious,” said...

02/16/2012

First year anthropology major Iguodala Jones has been credited with finding the hidden first floor of UCF’s library Tuesday. The find marks a significant advance in our growing understanding of the Library’s long and mysterious past. In a press conference held in front of the fountain, Jones announc...

02/16/2012

Dear Readers,

As many of you my saw, a group of hackers successfully managed to take down our site along with a number of internet giants including websites for a local flower shop, a bakery, and the highly controversial clefairyf**kingrocks.com. But, as you can tell, we're back online and ready to deliver the news all of you deserve. Feel free to start checking back in at your regular pace for your most reliable source of UCF news.

Love,
CFF

01/20/2012

Resident janitor and contributing writer, Zapato Rodriguez, managed to score an interview with one of the most elusive black market image dealers, a profession quickly on the rise as SOPA becomes an increasing threat. After spending a night with him, he returned with this story. Barry Henderson’s fa...

01/18/2012

In an effort to protest and raise awareness of the widely controversial SOPA and P**A anti-piracy laws currently making the rounds in Congress, the Jerry Orbach Fan Site (JOFS) officially announced today that it will also be standing alongside Internet giants this coming Wednesday for their planned ...

01/18/2012

Ringling Bros. & Barnum and Bailey have acquired center Dwight Howard in a trade with the Orlando Magic. The Magic will receive two elephants and a tiger in return. Ringling Bros. have announced Howard will start as their new ring leader, lion tamer, tight rope walker, cannon ball ammunition, and [....

01/18/2012

UCF continues to remain silent when approached with any question inquiring as to why a Classroom Building 1 exists, but not a Classroom Building 2. What exactly are they trying so hard to hide? Although UCF may not realize it, we’re smart enough to notice when there’s a larger cover-up in [...]

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