The Unhinged Baker

The Unhinged Baker Plus a VERY high-risk pregnancy! Love me or hate me, there’s no in-between!

I’m Sam, owner of SammiCakes. “Average” mom of 6 (almost 7) sharing Central Florida life, Orlando hot spots, recipes, & the real behind the scenes moments of mom & bakery life.

06/13/2026

Miss Avery is auditioning for a peanut butter commercial this morning.

Here’s her practicing her line!

Let’s see if she hits the instant reject button on breakfast 🤣
06/13/2026

Let’s see if she hits the instant reject button on breakfast 🤣

06/13/2026

This fetus… it’s 11pm.

She has decided she wants green goddess stuffed mushrooms from the melting pot so I told her that wasn’t happening.

Now she will settle for a seafood boil 🤣 … also not happening. Everything is CLOSED!!!

She hit the instant reject button on my Fresh Kitchen leftovers earlier today when I tried to feed her something healthy 🤦🏻‍♀️

But she will accept a donut with no issue.

Real life Hannah Harper string cheese moment ❤️
06/13/2026

Real life Hannah Harper string cheese moment ❤️

06/13/2026

Okay, I caved…

We are going to the Orlando Informer event tomorrow night 🤣

You’ll find me on the Dr. Seuss rides & stuffing my face all night!

Here’s your hint to skip the drive thru & actually go inside! We made a little soccer ball out of a straw wrapper & they...
06/12/2026

Here’s your hint to skip the drive thru & actually go inside!

We made a little soccer ball out of a straw wrapper & they used their Happy Meal squishmallow toys on the table top sticker soccer fields 🤣

It’s the little things in life…

My toddler is currently gathering random items from around the house & making a pile of them on the couch 🤣He did learn ...
06/12/2026

My toddler is currently gathering random items from around the house & making a pile of them on the couch 🤣

He did learn how to give me a high 5 after every item so I’ll take it!

Waffle House finally got my hashbrowns right… CREMATED!Everyone had a good laugh about it 🤣They were perfection!
06/11/2026

Waffle House finally got my hashbrowns right… CREMATED!

Everyone had a good laugh about it 🤣
They were perfection!

Belly is BUMPIN’! Or for the trolls, my very realistic belly pillow 🤣I can say this is the biggest I’ve been at this sta...
06/11/2026

Belly is BUMPIN’!
Or for the trolls, my very realistic belly pillow 🤣

I can say this is the biggest I’ve been at this stage AND I’ve only gained 4 pounds 🤣 but I guess that’s what I get for a 70% baby. Typically mine are about 50% now.

But hey, my circa 2018 maternity clothes are holding up nicely!

Dear Trolls,Thank you for all the engagement. ❤️This page is now monetized thanks in part to you!Every view, reaction, c...
06/11/2026

Dear Trolls,

Thank you for all the engagement. ❤️
This page is now monetized thanks in part to you!

Every view, reaction, comment, makes me money!

While you’re spending your free time monitoring my page, my family, my pregnancy, and my business, I’ll be over here doing what I’ve always done.

Being me 😘

It’s honestly impressive how much energy some people invest into someone they claim not to like 🤣

Anyway, thanks for helping the algorithm. Every single thing you do on my page (including screenshots) tells the social media gods that my content is worth showing to more people.

Wishing you the same peace and happiness that I have!

Now, back to real life. ✨

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