The Unhinged Baker

The Unhinged Baker Plus a VERY high-risk pregnancy! Love me or hate me, there’s no in-between!

I’m Sam, owner of SammiCakes. “Average” mom of 6 (almost 7) sharing Central Florida life, Orlando hot spots, recipes, & the real behind the scenes moments of mom & bakery life.

Well you guys voiced your opinions so I got the pizza & salad 🤣Baby is currently on the monitor for the next hour so the...
09/19/2026

Well you guys voiced your opinions so I got the pizza & salad 🤣

Baby is currently on the monitor for the next hour so the tray is in bed with me!

Now… NETFLIX!!!

09/19/2026

My laptop died so I guess I’m done with work for today 🤣

Now my biggest, most important decision…
What to order for dinner?

Do I want the pork Marsala with herb risotto & asparagus?

Orrrrr

Margarita pizza with Caesar salad?

This is what makes me nervous about her little (not so little?) head ultrasound dopplers. These dopplers check for anemi...
09/18/2026

This is what makes me nervous about her little (not so little?) head ultrasound dopplers.

These dopplers check for anemia in the baby.

Anything can throw off the accuracy. Now that she is head up, it’s even more difficult to get a good, accurate reading.

When you don’t get a good reading, it can miss anemia.

Then we are left with a surprise we don’t want. Again.

Date night, Antepartum edition!Dinner, Netflix, & hot cookie hour!
09/18/2026

Date night, Antepartum edition!
Dinner, Netflix, & hot cookie hour!

I have a new diagnosis…How rude!Did they just call my baby fat? 🤣She’s just CHUNKY!!!Funny story though, they weighed me...
09/18/2026

I have a new diagnosis…
How rude!
Did they just call my baby fat? 🤣

She’s just CHUNKY!!!

Funny story though, they weighed me today. I lost 2 pounds since last week so now I’m at 8 pounds total gained & she is 6 of that.

She’s absorbing all my calories because my blood sugars are 100% controlled!

09/17/2026

Just got back from ultrasound, waiting to hear if her MCA dopplers are normal.

She has flipped HEAD UP!

I swear none of my babies know the proper exit 🤣

Good thing I’m having another c-section!

09/17/2026

I’m here, I’m alive 🤣

Someone commented that’s it’s been 15 hours since my last post.

I was on the monitor from 2AM until 10AM because of misbehaving fetus.

So I basically didn’t sleep much due to them having to come & constantly readjust her.

So I’ve napped a LOT today.

Blood pressure has been better today!

They did say this morning if they keep going into the severe range that they will move delivery up.

Today so far I’ve been in the 120/130’s, yesterday was the 150’s so hopefully the new BP med dose is working.

Blood sugar 88 & dropping…It’s midnight.I’m going downstairs for my hot cookie hour 🤣
09/17/2026

Blood sugar 88 & dropping…
It’s midnight.
I’m going downstairs for my hot cookie hour 🤣

BWAHAHAHAHA I love enthusiastic penguins comment - ooh the tea is piping hot. What tea? You mean the lies? 🤣BUT… Now I k...
09/17/2026

BWAHAHAHAHA I love enthusiastic penguins comment - ooh the tea is piping hot. What tea? You mean the lies? 🤣

BUT… Now I know she’s full of s**t!
So based on time stamps, she’s claiming to have worked day shift today.

It DEFINITELY was NOT quiet.

Nurses had Sim labs.
Several patients had emergencies.
They are at 100% capacity.
September is the busiest month of the year for having babies.

Also, WP is NEVER quiet. I walked downstairs earlier & the triage waiting room was at capacity!

If you work a job like reception, then you wouldn’t even have access to anything in my chart just a list of patient names & room numbers 🤣

AND if you knew even part of my safety plan, I am not able to be found in the system by my name 😁

Now if you have chart access & are a nurse or tech, you’d have to “break the glass” to access my chart in Epic so the only possibility remains is that you are either 1) completely full of s**t OR 2) are actually part of my direct care team.

Which will now get everyone investigated so great job causing issues.

I hope they find out who you are & come after you for all the extra expenses they have due to your lies.

But I’m curious… why October? 🧐
She’s coming in September. We are literally DAYS away from delivery.

You’d actually know that if you were in my chart 🤣

And again, the bottom line is… if you actually had inside information, you’d know that everything I’ve posted is the truth. I’m the patient. I’m pregnant.

There’s no surrogate nor has there been a surrogate for any of my biological kids 🤣

Can’t wait to see your faces when I have this baby 💋

09/16/2026

I am SO proud of my little Croney Ronies.

Dad picked him up today & they said he told his speech therapist “Bye Bye” today 😱

My little non-verbal child is becoming verbal!!!

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