Splintered Board

07/17/2025

When you’re a woodworker AND a tech nerd… you end up doing things like this.
Before cutting a single piece of wood for our next commissioned piece, I spent way too much time using ChatGPT to help me design the perfect plan.

Because why just grab a pencil and paper when you can nerd out with AI, tweak every detail, and make it look like a full-blown architectural rendering?

Stay tuned… this beauty is coming to life in red oak, stained espresso.
What do you think of the design? Would you have a bar like this in your home?

07/05/2025

Little bit of this and a little bit of that today.

06/28/2025

Taking a small break from Co****le boards...

06/25/2025

Well... that escalated quickly.
Apparently word got out that I make killer Co****le boards, because my order list just exploded like a cheap bag of bean bags at a BBQ.

So here it is:
📢 No new orders until August 1st.
I’m booked. Slammed. Drowning in plywood and polycrylic.
Also — July = vacation. Because even sawdust warriors need sunscreen and a break from the sander.

👉 Feel free to place an order online, but nothing’s getting started till after August 1st. Consider it the preorder of champions.

Huge thanks to everyone who's ordered — seriously, this is wild and I appreciate all the support. Now if you need me, I’ll be buried under a stack of Co****le tops whispering "just one more coat..."

– Gratefully exhausted,
Splintered Board

06/05/2025

My new spray booth...
No more overspray in the shop and no more bugs on my work!

05/26/2025

Today, we pause to remember the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice so we could live free.

Their courage, their selflessness, and their legacy will never be forgotten.

This Memorial Day, we honor them.

05/19/2025

Yes, I have that many Co****le boards to make. 😮

****leboards ****le

05/12/2025

Don’t keep up with the Joneses. Beat them. Badly. Preferably in Co****le."

Another pair of custom boards just rolled out of the Splintered Board shop—built to dominate backyard BBQs and spark just enough jealousy to make your neighbors slightly uncomfortable.

This isn’t the kind of stuff you find on clearance at the hardware store. These are handcrafted, trash-talk-ready, backyard-flex masterpieces.

Sure, you could settle for mass-produced mediocrity. Or… you could show up with something that actually gets people talking (and losing).

Warning: Owning a set may cause FOMO, envy, and a boost in backyard swagger.
DM me if you’re ready to upgrade your yard game.

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04/29/2025

Multiple listings are up...
2, 4 or 8 Packs available, free shipping.

This Golf item is sold by SplinteredBoard76. Ships from Auburn, PA. Listed on Apr 29, 2025

04/09/2025

8 hours. 3 hardwoods. 1 piece you’ll be proud to pass down.

This isn’t your average cutting board.
It’s handcrafted from deep Black Walnut, bold Purple Heart, and lined with Cherry wood inlays — built for people who appreciate form and function.

Sized for serious prep. Styled for charcuterie showdowns.
Finished with Walrus Oil and wax to bring out every grain and curve. Rubber feet for grip. Branded with pride.

> Gift it. Use it. Keep it for life.
There’s only one like it — until I make the next.

Claim yours before someone else does.

This Wood item is sold by SplinteredBoard76. Ships from Auburn, PA. Listed on Jan 21, 2025

03/15/2025

Sometimes, the best projects happen unexpectedly! 🏒🛠️

A friend called me at 8PM in a bit of a panic (okay, not really) because a coach’s gift had been forgotten. So, we met at the shop, got creative, and turned some used hockey sticks into custom coasters. A unique, handmade gift with a story behind it—can’t get better than that!

Swipe through to see the RESULTS ➡️

03/04/2025

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