Splintered Board

12/06/2025

Buying “handmade gifts” from big retail stores is like telling someone:

> “I care about you…
but not more than $19.99.”

If you want to give a gift that actually means something, grab something someone BUILT.
Someone shaped.
Someone finished by hand, not by conveyor belt.

A Splintered Board gift says:
“I didn’t just buy something. I thought about you.”

Handmade hits different.
Always has.
Always will.

12/03/2025

Everybody wants a beautiful handmade piece…
until it’s time to actually buy from the maker who puts his blood, sweat, and sanity into it.

Here’s the reality:

Your Amazon board won’t outlast my boards.
Your big-box store won’t outcraft my shop.

I don’t mass-produce.
I don’t cut corners.
I don’t slap a sticker on plywood and call it “artisan.”

I build real pieces for real people who want something that actually lasts.

If that’s you — welcome to Splintered Board.
If not… that’s cool. Walmart’s open. 😌

12/01/2025

Your board goes through a lot. Knife marks. Water. Heat. Neglect.

A little Board Butter brings it back to life in minutes.

I make this stuff in small batches — beeswax, mineral oil, and the same finish I use on every board that leaves my shop.
Rub it on. Let it sit. Wipe it off. Your board will look brand new and last a whole lot longer.

If you’ve got a cutting board, charcuterie board, butcher block, or anything wood in the kitchen… this is the easiest upgrade you’ll ever make.

Go grab a can — link in bio to order.

11/30/2025

Bigger version of this board?
Or
New pattern?
What shall I do?

11/27/2025

Happy Thanksgiving from the little shop that never sleeps.

Thank you for the support, the love, the orders, and the laughs.

Enjoy the food, the nap, and the break.

I’ll be back in the shop soon making more sawdust.

Splintered Board is grateful for you.

11/25/2025

Be honest... does your current cutting board spark joy? 🥴

​Stop hiding your ugly plastic mats in a drawer.

It’s time to upgrade to the board that belongs on display.

This incredible 3D pattern isn't just for chopping; it's for serving, hosting, and making your kitchen look expensive.

​Your knives deserve better. Your kitchen aesthetic deserves better.

​Don't let someone else grab the centerpiece your counter deserves. 🛒 Link in bio.

SplinteredBoard.com

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11/24/2025

Christmas is coming in HOT… and right now there’s only ONE of these 3D end-grain beauties available.

Not “left.”
Not “on sale all month.”
Just one ready to go — and I’m not making any promises on when I’ll have time to make more. Life’s busy, my shop’s chaos, and I’m only one man with two hands and a questionable attention span.

Walnut. Cherry. Maple.
12x16. Rubber feet.
Soaked in Walrus Oil.
Finished with my Board Butter.
PLUS a 6oz tin because I’m feeling generous (don’t get used to it).

This is the kind of gift that screams “I nailed Christmas,” not “I panicked on December 24th.”

If you want it under the tree, hit the link and snag it before somebody else beats you to it. 🎄🔥

This premium Splintered Board features a bold 3D geometric end-grain design crafted from black walnut, cherry and hard maple. Precision-made, silky smooth, and built to turn heads—it's functional art for the kitchen. At 12" x 16", it offers plenty of workspace for daily prep, carving, c

11/21/2025

Awesome 3D mounts for my tools thanks to M&K Prints

11/20/2025

I have 2 tape measures in my shop. Both of which I spent 15 minutes looking for them... Can you find them?

Does anyone else have this problem...or am I just getting old 🤦

11/19/2025

How the sausage is made...😂