Splintered Board

08/29/2025

🎉 Labor Day Weekend Sale! 🎉

…oh wait. Nope. No sale. Just sweaters. Free Shipping though.

Because here at Splintered Board, I don’t believe in slashing prices — I believe in slashing wood. And unless Home Depot starts giving me SawStop table saws at 50% off, these sweaters are staying right where they are: full price.

So if you’re looking for a deal, sorry. If you’re looking for a sarcastic woodworker who’d like to keep all 10 fingers while staying warm in a brand-new sweater design… well, now we’re talking.

👉 Grab yours here: https://www.splinteredboard.com/shop/p/signature-logo-hoodie-heather-gray

Happy “No Sale” Labor Day. But FREE Shipping for you though 😏

08/25/2025

Cold head? Bad hair day? Want strangers to think you recycle?
Boom—Sustainable Cuffed Beanie. 🧢🌱
You’re welcome.

Keep your head warm and your style sharp while doing right by the planet. The Splintered Board Sustainable Cuffed Beanie is made with eco-friendly materials and built for comfort, whether you’re in the shop, out on the course, or just braving a cold day. 🌱 Eco-conscious design – crafted

08/21/2025

Apparently you can’t have too many squares… or at least that’s what I tell myself every time another one shows up in the shop. Nearly all my squaring-up tools gathered for a family photo. Yes, they all have a job. Yes, I’ll probably buy another one anyway.

08/19/2025

Don't mind my mess in the shop. The important thing is that this Red Oak Bar is starting to come together!

08/16/2025

🎄✨ Holiday Hosting Upgrade ✨🎄

Skip the boring cheese plate on paper plates… show up with a handcrafted charcuterie board that actually makes people say “wow.”

Each one is built from real wood (not cheap factory junk), finished by hand, and designed to turn cheese, crackers, and whatever else you pile on it into a five-star display.

👉 $150 each
👉 Limited availability
👉 Link below to order before Christmas sneaks up (and it will).

And let’s be honest… the best gift of all is to like and share this post. (Your friends deserve a chance to stop embarrassing themselves with plastic trays too.)

Elevate your entertaining with this handcrafted Hickory wood charcuterie and serving board, designed with a convenient handle for effortless serving. Measuring approximately 26 x 14 inches, this generously sized board is perfect for displaying cheeses, meats, fruits, and more. Each board is made to

08/16/2025

🎄✨ Limited Edition Alert! ✨🎄

I’ve got about 15 Christmas Lanterns left in the shop… and these will be the last ones I ever make. Once they’re gone, they’re gone for good.

🎁 $15 each – perfect for adding that warm holiday glow to your home.

Once I get an accurate count on the designs, I’ll update the shop. Stay tuned for when they officially drop – you’ll want to grab yours before they disappear!

08/09/2025

The bar project, in two easy steps:

1️⃣ Buy enough wood to make a bar, a deck, and possibly a small barn.
2️⃣ Draw a master plan with a pencil that’s older than some of my tools.
Who needs software when you’ve got stubbornness and caffeine?

07/17/2025

When you’re a woodworker AND a tech nerd… you end up doing things like this.
Before cutting a single piece of wood for our next commissioned piece, I spent way too much time using ChatGPT to help me design the perfect plan.

Because why just grab a pencil and paper when you can nerd out with AI, tweak every detail, and make it look like a full-blown architectural rendering?

Stay tuned… this beauty is coming to life in red oak, stained espresso.
What do you think of the design? Would you have a bar like this in your home?

07/05/2025

Little bit of this and a little bit of that today.

06/28/2025

Taking a small break from Co****le boards...

06/25/2025

Well... that escalated quickly.
Apparently word got out that I make killer Co****le boards, because my order list just exploded like a cheap bag of bean bags at a BBQ.

So here it is:
📢 No new orders until August 1st.
I’m booked. Slammed. Drowning in plywood and polycrylic.
Also — July = vacation. Because even sawdust warriors need sunscreen and a break from the sander.

👉 Feel free to place an order online, but nothing’s getting started till after August 1st. Consider it the preorder of champions.

Huge thanks to everyone who's ordered — seriously, this is wild and I appreciate all the support. Now if you need me, I’ll be buried under a stack of Co****le tops whispering "just one more coat..."

– Gratefully exhausted,
Splintered Board

05/26/2025

Today, we pause to remember the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice so we could live free.

Their courage, their selflessness, and their legacy will never be forgotten.

This Memorial Day, we honor them.