BastardQuest

01/07/2026

The Bastards have a bourbon chat about their favorite movies of 2025. Now exclusively at the Patreon.

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01/05/2026

We’re still recovering from the New Years episode, so no new episode this week. But we will have a Patreon episode where we talk about our favorite movies of 2025 later this week. See y’all next week with more gaming shenanigans.

01/03/2026

Our Discord community created “Bastard BINGO” cards and pledged money to the first winner’s charity of choice. Our friend CaptainSpider won, and as a result over $500 was raised for Mission MSA. Great things can happen when people come together, even for silly little podcasts.

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01/01/2026

Happy New Year! To celebrate, we played the new role-drinking game DRUNKARDS, DRUGGIES, & DELINQUENTS. Apologies in advance.
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12/29/2025

This week on BastardQuest:
We ring in the new year with the fantasy role-drinking game DRUNKARDS, DRUGGIES & DELINQUENTS.
Tuesday at patreon.com/bastardquest. Thursday everywhere.

12/25/2025

Wake up Memaw, pour her a glass of bourbon and prop her up by the Yule log. A very special BastardQuest holiday episode is here.
Barge Hog, Heretic and Susonn make a shocking discovery in the underground lair of the Cobra / Decepticon Sahara Panera in G.I. JOE / TRANSFORMERS part three.
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12/22/2025

This week on BastardQuest:
It’s Christmas in the snowy Sahara in G.I. JOE / TRANSFORMERS part three.
Tuesday at patreon.com/bastardquest. Thursday everywhere.

12/18/2025

Lizard Lips, Slider and Springtrap continue their battle with Waste Water and Cesspool. Meanwhile, Barge Hog, Heretic and Susonn investigate strange happenings in the desert in G.I. JOE / TRANSFORMERS part two.
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12/15/2025

This week on BastardQuest:
Our epic G.I. JOE / TRANSFORMERS crossover continues!
Tuesday at patreon.com/bastardquest. Thursday everywhere.

12/11/2025

Episode 200 is here!
Slider, Springtrap and Susonn team up with Barge Hog, Heretic and Lizard Lips to stop the evil forces of Cobra and the Decepticons in G.I. JOE / TRANSFORMERS part one.
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12/08/2025

This week on BastardQuest:

EPISODE 200

Tuesday at patreon.com/bastardquest. Thursday everywhere.

12/04/2025

A team is assigned to investigate an outpost on a desolate planet in MOTHERSHIP.
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