Jennifer L. Velez

Jennifer L. Velez Disruptor | Fashion | Activist | Mom | UNelected official | Founder 🦚 .consulting

03/10/2026

Heyyy high achiever, not all of your goals need to be life changing. ✨️

Promise. 🫶🏼

I know the paparazzi are gonna go wild with this but this is not a baby announcement, I swear. Just seizing the moment i...
03/09/2026

I know the paparazzi are gonna go wild with this but this is not a baby announcement, I swear.

Just seizing the moment in an unexpected blue era. ✨️

03/08/2026

hard pressed to believe you'll ever call me a dem again either. 😵‍💫

This and a Saturday is the dream team. Cash me ousside, not bout that.
03/08/2026

This and a Saturday is the dream team.

Cash me ousside, not bout that.



I don't do well with rules, waiting or societal expectations. Qué lástima. 🙃new hair, who dis ☎️
03/04/2026

I don't do well with rules, waiting or societal expectations. Qué lástima. 🙃

new hair, who dis ☎️

I cried over a car recently. And I'm not sorry about it.when you're saying goodbye to a car that held this much, the las...
03/04/2026

I cried over a car recently. And I'm not sorry about it.

when you're saying goodbye to a car that held this much, the last thing you need is a stressful process.

showed up. Made it simple. Let me honor the old one while stepping into the new one without the usual dealership chaos. Not one single car salesman harmed in this process. 😂

Now I want to hear from you...

What's one thing your car has witnessed that no one else knows about?🫶🏼✨️🖤

03/04/2026

Phantom Stuff Syndrome, when you lose all of your stuff and can't remember what you own anymore. Like the memory is hazy but you swear you can remember it in the present even though it is no where to be found.

Maybe there's already a coined term for this but I haven't heard of one or been able to find one.

The brain protects us through trauma by activating our amygdala and suppressing our pre-frontal cortex function which can cause fragmented memories. So I'm assuming it is related to this which is why it feels hazy when trying to remember what was present before vs. after the trauma.

And i don't mean like oops I lost my pencil, I mean like you used the items reguarly and they were worked into the regular routine of your life.

Have you experienced this or know someone who has?

The upside here, your girl did *NOT* cut her hair by herself. 😂🙃

03/04/2026

Pep talk/reminder for those taking risks and putting their energy out into the world. ✨️

keep dreaming, keep creating, keep imagining.🫶🏼

Tuesday morning bubbly? 😲Look, if we called this brunch you wouldn't think twice about popping a bottle. So let's just c...
03/03/2026

Tuesday morning bubbly? 😲

Look, if we called this brunch you wouldn't think twice about popping a bottle. So let's just call it what it is.

Our Latest Goss... 🥂

A new series where we pour the bubbly in honor of the nice things people are saying about us. (Because gossip is only toxic if it's not true, babe.)

First sip coming right up. Grab your favorite sparkling cider or whatever gets you through Tuesday. 🦚✨

03/02/2026

"Oh, sorry, can you please repeat that? Just trying to take notes on thisbhere rhinoceros and the pen won't write."🙃

Business owner life is wild. Finding balance in it all should be an Olympic sport.

You've got this. We've got this. 🫶🏼🖤✨️

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