Punspoken

03/03/2025

02/18/2025

My humor isn’t dry which is why my jokes don’t land towel.

02/06/2025

Join us Friday 2/7 at 5:30 pm in the ColdTowne Cabaret for OPUN MIC NIGHT 🎤

OPUN MIC NIGHT is a gathering of creatives to wordplay, improv, write, share their work, and meet other like-minds in a casual, low-stakes environment.

This free community event is about having fun, not (necessarily) being funny!

Our THEME for February is 'Love Bytes'! 🤖 💔

In the age of DMs and dating apps, looking for love can be a digital disaster or a match made in the [cloud]s ... no matter what your romantic status, come wordplay, write and share on the topic of online dating.

So whaddya say, "u up" for it? 🍆

The event is FREE and there are 3 Phases to the evening -- show up for one or all!

Thanks to our beverage sponsor, Rambler, for keeping us hydrated as we ramble on 💦

01/02/2025

Join us on Sunday for the year's first OPUN MIC NIGHT, a gathering of creatives to wordplay, improv, write, share their work, and meet other like-minds in a casual, 'low-stakes' environment. This free community event is about having fun, not (necessarily) being funny!

Our THEME for January is HATS! After topping off 2024, we want you brimming with creative confidence! 🎩 🧢 👒

Puns, outfits, and work shared on theme are always encouraged. I'm sure you'll look fedorable. 😉

Here’s what you need to know:

🗓️ When: Sunday, January 5 - 6pm-8pm CT

🎭 Where: The ColdTowne Cabaret, 1700 E 2nd St in ATX

🎤 What to Expect: Puns. Laughter. Hats. Refreshing drinks from our sponsor Rambler. 💧

Opun Mic Night is free, but please reserve your spot 🔗 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/opun-mic-night-theme-hats-tickets-1120880346289?aff=FB

12/17/2024

It's Our Penultimate Holiday Gift Guide!
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Whatever holiday tradition you celebrate, it's the *penultimate* event of the year, which calls for celebrating folks who know what that word means!

Here are our TOP GIFTS for WORD NERDS:

1. Pun-a-Day Calendar 2025: https://rockdoodles.com/products/2024-rockdoodles-day-to-day-calendar
For the one-who-keeps-tabs-on-everything:

With this calendar, everyday is Punday.

2. Pun Intended Card Game
https://www.amazon.com/Pun-Intended-Games-Perfect-Lovers/dp/B076MFY2LK
For the party-person-who-prefers-not-to-make-small-talk:

This game had me at their clever instructions: “Use a good, sharp pencil, because trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.”

3. Merry Crustmas Socks
https://www.sockittome.com/products/merry-crustmas-mens-crew-socks-mef0474

For-the-dude-who-wears-Crocs-with-socks:

Chews wisely and get him some socks that don’t suck.

4. Get Lit Daily Mug
https://www.uncommongoods.com/product/literature-every-day-interactive-mug

For-the-tea-totalling-bookworm: Scan the QR code on this mug to reveal a quote from a luminary author!

5. Punny Pots for Plants
https://www.etsy.com/listing/745811247/set-of-9-punny-plant-pots-succulent-pots

For-the-green-thumbody-special:
Plant one on each of your fave gardeners, or give them the set of all nine!
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Which one would YOU pick?

11/19/2024

HOLIDAY HANG SPAMPAIGN
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With the holidays days away, the vortex is closing to spend time with our chosen human tribe, our friends, versus family.

So why not use a strategy that never fails to get attention–***the political spam text***–in order to lock in plans with your pals.

Here is a template that you can use madlibs style–it’s filled in so you can see an example of how it can be used.

Customize with your chosen vernacular and activity today!