A guy named Eli

03/26/2025

I will be at The Morning Riot this Thursday at noon to take on the ☠️ 𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑭𝑨𝑺𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑨𝑴𝑵𝑬𝑫 ☠️ challenge. It's been a while since I have attempted a breakfast challenge and this one looks very good! Thank you to Stumbo On The Go for tagging me and letting me know about this one, I'll be sure to give it my best 🙌 I wonder if Amber can get a Mimosa that size in a to go cup 😆

☠️ 𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑭𝑨𝑺𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑨𝑴𝑵𝑬𝑫 ☠️

This isn’t just breakfast.
This is 𝘄𝗮𝗿.

Stacked to the heavens and dripping with danger, BREAKFAST OF THE DAMNED is a 6-pound monument to your poor life choices and we love you for it.

🤯 Here’s what’s on your plate (and possibly your tombstone):

𝟒 𝒍𝒃𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆, 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒏, 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒚 𝒆𝒈𝒈𝒔, 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒂𝒓, 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒋𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒑𝒆ñ𝒐𝒔- 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂 𝟐 𝒍𝒃 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝑷𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝑮𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒅.
𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇-𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒂 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒅𝒆𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 🫶

𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲?
Finish it in 60 minutes or less and you’ll score:

🫴 The meal FREE

🫴 A spot on our Riot Wall of Fame

🫴 A limited-edition BREAKFAST OF THE DAMNED t-shirt

🫴 A $100 Morning Riot Gift Card

🫴 And unholy bragging rights

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: This beast is not for the squeamish, sober, or sensible.

Help us spread the word 🔥

03/24/2025

With our vacation all but over, we headed back home from Florida. We stopped in Columbus, GA at The Cannon Brew Pub to take on their Turning blue burger challenge. We called twice to confirm we could do it and upon arrival we were turned away. They said they were too short staffed to attempt it. We left and decided Mexican food sounded much better anyway. We went to Monarca Mexican Restaurant and enjoyed birria egg rolls, table side guacamole, elotes, and cheese dip (for Amber). We each had great entrees but I must say that the fajitas were the star of the show. Steak, chicken, pork, and chorizo on a bed of onions, peppers, squash and zucchini were some of the best I have had. Thank you Laura for the incredible service and what started out as a disappointment quickly turned into a blessing in disguise!

03/22/2025

Fox's Pizza Den of Lafayette, Indiana has The Big One and they claim it is the biggest pizza around! After camping in 20 degree weather with Outdoors Unsupervised and Derek Grapentine, we are ready for a warm meal! Can the three of us complete this and do we have a chance at setting a record?

I am at Fox's Pizza Den in Lafayette, IN with friends Derek, and and we are attempting The Big One. There are many Fox's locations and ma...

03/19/2025

I'm trying to get the monkey off my back in Roatan, but it looks like it wants to stay. Holding the sloths was one of the most peaceful and surreal moments of our trip so far. It made Amber miss our dogs back home. Still spreading the word of Outdoors Unsupervised in the best possible location, a massive pair of crocs!

03/17/2025

Happy St. Patrick's Day from beautiful Grand Cayman! We're celebrating with a drink in our hands and of course Amber has a resting beach face. She is currently working on her tan as I am spreading knowledge to the locals about Brandon's Outdoors Unsupervised channel. Maybe we can get him to do a mini series in the Caribbean?

03/15/2025

With ☘️ upon us, it's only fitting that I am at Mulligans Irish Pub & Grill to attempt the Paddy's Lament burger challenge. This is one heck of a tasty burger, but I am going to need a lot of luck if I expect to finish!

I am at Muliligan's Irish Pub & Grill in Franklin, WI and I am here to take on the Paddy's Lament burger challenge. This challenge starts off with 3 lbs. of...

03/08/2025

Steve Tickle and his wife Carol have a great diner called The Tickles Table. They are always packed with loyal customers and it's also home to an undefeated burger challenge. I've never done a challenge in Virginia so I had to give this one a try!

I am at The Tickles Table in Ringgold, VA and I am here for two things...1. meet the legend moonshiner and owner Steven Tickle and 2. attempt his undefeated ...

03/06/2025

We're not that complicated ladies...🤷

03/03/2025

This is a really good pizza challenge that Da Garbage Disposal and I did together but you can have THREE people on your team! Martel's Pizza is also home to the ONLY pineapple pizza that I will endorse...their cherry pineapple dessert pizza. Who are you taking to do this challenge?

03/03/2025

Check out this huge creation from Two Farmers! How many patties are you putting on YOUR burger?

03/01/2025

Could this be the World's best grilled cheese? Cheesie's Pub & Grub- Lakeview thinks so, watch today's video and decide for yourself!

I am at Cheesies in Chicago, IL and I am here to take on their 9 pound Mega Cheesie's Challenge. This massive grilled cheese sandwich consists of five of th...

02/27/2025

I NEED YOUR HELP!

After commenting on how delicious their burgers looked, Two Farmers invited me to take on their burger challenge this Sunday at 2 PM. Its a 30 patty burger with 30 slices of cheese. If I can eat this monstrosity I will get to name it.

That's where I need you! I want you to help me come up with a great name. I have always named challenge after Amber, our daughters, and even my mom. I would like to continue that theme. Let me know what you got and I just might pick the one you come up with!

Other pics are some of their delicious looking creations!

02/26/2025

Today is a throwback video that I never released. About a year ago I made my way to the Taphouse on the Edge to attempt their monster melt challenge and ended up trying the Randy Santel challenge. Randy likes the heat much more than I do and there was plenty of peppers on this one!

I am at Taphouse on the Edge in South Bend, IN. I came in to do their monster melt challenge but learned that there is a larger challenge that ...

02/26/2025

I have a big BBQ challenge this weekend at Bobbie Lane's BBQ I have to pick three sides for this one. If you were choosing, what sides are you going with?

02/22/2025

Who doesn't love a bowl of pho? This challenge has a lot of people on the Wall of Shame but they don't know I could eat it twenty-pho-seven.

I am at Pho T&N in Nashville, TN and I am here for one thing...Pho! This is the Pho Challenge, a very big bowl of their pho loaded with ribeye, brisket, an...

02/20/2025

Everyone that has been to Porgie's Chow Wagon knows they have the hotdogs in Kentucky. They have created a new burger challenge similar to their incredible hotdog challenge. 45 minutes to eat 5 of their burgers loaded with toppings of my choice from their menu. Which of their specialty toppings would you choose? I posted the toppings in the comments.

Can he do it? 5 triple patty specialty burgers in 45 minutes 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

This Saturday watch Eli take on the BRAND NEW Porgie's Burger Challenge!

What do you think? Can he do it?
Will you try it?

02/18/2025

02/15/2025

On today's episode, danger lurks around every corner. There are weapons, espionage, and the constant threat of a cataclysmic event. That's just in the car ride with Amber, just wait until you see what the SafeHouse Milwaukee restaurant has in store for me! The video is live right now!

I am in Milwaukee, WI at Safehouse, a spy themed restaurant and I am here to attempt the OOMG burger challenge. The challenge consists of a 15 patty burger ...