Philadelphia Onion Promotion Site

11/07/2020

Well, Donnie. I guess you found out!

11/12/2019

Can I get a like from everyone who still reads the Onion? Keep sharing the articles, my friends!

11/27/2016

Everyone follow Clickhole's page!
It made fake Facebooks news cool before Zuckerberg shut it all down!

12/09/2011

Many many thanks to Johnny Brenda's, Victory Brewing Company, Philly Tap Finder and DJ Bearbait a.k.a. Chris Ward of the band Pattern Is Movement for making last night so awesome for our readers! I know you all had a great time and congrats to the winners of the raffle at the end of the night! And for those of you who didn't show up to enjoy some free Onion swag, a couple of free pints, Johnny Brenda's awesome food, all while soaking in some quality beats getting dropped by DJ Bearbait--don't face-palm yourself too hard, there's another meeting next month!

11/25/2011

Many, many congratulations to our friend Lawren Alice of Gallery ML who won Philadelphia Artist of the Year from RAW Artists at Philadelphia's G Lounge. Check her out online or go to Gallery ML on Market in Old City. The best part about checking out her work in person is that you run the chance of meeting her and you can take the work home with you!

raw natural born artists is an eclectic artistic showcase

11/21/2011

11/16/2011

Check out our weekly Missed Connections section of AV Club: Philadelphia. We had no idea Steve Jobs was an aphrodisiac.

Missed Connections runoff: Hitting up the Apple Store to replace your iPad charger and/or find a hot date.

11/09/2011

Since we like to laugh and you like free tickets, send us your favorite Michael Ian Black quotes by tweeting .

We get bored sometimes—so we like to play Twitter games with y’all to give away our swag.

11/03/2011

"The Ecstasy of Defeat" is now available on bookshelves everywhere (and other shelves, we're sure; mainly book shelves though).

The Onion is best-known for its straightforward news coverage, but it also has a thriving sports division that has a new book out.

11/03/2011

Hey guys,

Tonight at the Howard Gritis Student Center, we'll have "An Evening with The Onion". Onion writers will be giving a presentation, followed by a Q&A and book signing. If you want to attend. Give 215-854-2453 a call and we'll set aside a ticket for you. Cheers!

10/31/2011

Sweet Action goes down even smoother with a copy of The Onion at Prohibition Taproom.

10/31/2011

Check out the great Philly coverage on our A.V. Club Phildephia facebook site. Maintining the voice of media giant The Onion, while covering the most important aspects of Philadelphia's pop culture scene.

Pop-culture news, features, and interviews: The web's smartest take on TV, film, music, and lots more.

10/25/2011

It's a great day at the Onion offices here in Philly! We just got word that the first Onion Society for Beer Enoyment has a beer sponsor. What brewery will be giving out free suds to the loyal Onion readers of Philadelphia? Think local guys.

10/20/2011

We're doing a little work on our honor boxes right now. If one disappears on you, let us know and we'll let you know where you can pick your weekly Onion up while your normal Onion honor box is on vacation. In the meantime, if you have any ideas on where to have Onion newspapers delivered, let us know and we'll launch them down from one of our several Onion News Network satellites.

09/30/2011

Johnny Brenda's 5 year anniversary concert series is wrapping up this weekend with Blood Feathers/ Like a Fox/ Matthew O'Neill on 9/30 and on 9/31 there will be a Victory Brewing Company pre-party before East Hundred/ Jenny Owen Youngs/ She Keeps Bees take the stage. If you haven't showed up to celebrate the Fishtown favorite's 5-year anniversary, then it is time for a pilgrimage.

09/23/2011

We hope that everyone made it safely to the Liacouras Center and avoided FDR Park, unless you like watching rain drops fall into puddles.

POPPED! Music Festival wants to celebrate the culture of Philadelphia. A unique opportunity to show the world what makes you pop! it will expose you and your creative environment. A perfect opportunity to demonstrate what makes you pop!

09/01/2011

We realize that the average Philadelphian thinks about the Onion every 5 minutes; so we're curious, what bars/ restaurants would you like to see the Onion in? Great chance to grab some suds and America's Finest News Source all in one swoop.

09/01/2011

Many thanks to concerned citizen who called in alerting us to the fact that our honor box at 3rd and market was empty, we're currently dispatching our distribution paratroopers to remedy this and drop off a fresh stack of the Onion. If you ever see an honor box empty on a Thursday, please call 215-854-2453. Thank you and stay classy!

08/22/2011

Nail down the furniture and hide your daughters, the GREEN MEN are coming. They will strike without warning or reason, dispensing hard-hitting news coverage across Philly. You've been warned; keep your eyes peeled.

08/20/2011

We got some new locations for the Onion, my people!
Milkboy Coffe (Bryn Mawr)
Pitcher's Pub (Manayunk)
Showcase Comics (Bryn Mawr)
Bonner's Irish Pub (Rittenhouse Square)
Bryn Mawr Beverage (Bryn Mawr)
The Nodding Head (Center City)
The Institute (Fairmount)

Cheers!

08/11/2011

You asked for it and you got it!
New Onion Distribution points:
Honor boxes- Franklin Mills Mall
Brown St & N. Taney St (Fairmount)
N. 22nd & Fairmount (Fairmount)
N. Broad St & Cecil B. Moore Ave (Temple University)

Also Darling's Diner (NoLibs) and Mugshots Coffeehouse (Fairmount) are distributing the Onion. Pick it up while grabbing some coffee at Mugshots or some Cheesecake at Darling's!

08/03/2011

New Onion locations:
Old Eagle Tavern in Manayunk
Cafe Clave in University City
Stone Beverage Center in Fairmount
The Bishop's Collar in Fairmount
Global Beer Distributor in NoLibs
Fishtown Beverage Center in Fishtown
Springfield Beer Distributor in Graduate Hosptial

Cheers and enjoy the August 4th issue!

08/03/2011

Thanks for all the support and (suprisingly) hugs at the 2nd Street Festival! It was a wonderful event and we can't thank you enough for all the suggestions on honor box locations! Keep your eyes peeled every Thursday for new distribution points. Also, we will be announcing the three winners of our Onion swag bag give away shortly.

07/25/2011

Do you have a yard with a fence surrounding your house, but you still call yourself a Philadelphian? Then you must live in the 'burbs. Can't find The Onion? Now you can buy a home delivered, weekly subscription! Feel free to start dancing like your high school algebra teacher at prom, we won't judge you.

Like dial-up, only slower. Don't let crippling agoraphobia or computer incompetency force you to miss a single issue of The Onion. One year (52 weeks) of award-winning Onion available for U.S. and Canadian subscriptions only. Sorry, we do not offer International Subscriptions. For que

07/18/2011

We're heeding the call Philly. Tell us where you want to see The Onion distributed to and we'll get it there!

07/14/2011

Say what you will about his politics, the man has taste.

In today's Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that Joe Biden has replaced his Secret Service detail with a trio of sexy female bodyguards.

07/14/2011

What is your favorite Headline from The Onion?

07/07/2011

Did you grab a copy of The Onion yet?

06/20/2011

Make sure you pick up a copy of The Onion at one of our 50+ distribution points thru Philly every Thursday! If you know of a place that would like to distribute copies of The Onion . . . let us know.

If you have any questions, drop us a note . . however please contact www.facebook.com/AVClubPhilly for Editorial questions and concerns.

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06/20/2011

Hey everyone - we are the Philadelphia Onion Promotion Site where you will find out all the latest on Onion promotions taking place throughout the City of Brotherly Love.

You will be able to see what events we will have a presence at while also having random opportunities to score some Onion Swag! So pay attention and tell your friends to "Like" this page.