01/18/2025
On my 21st birthday I did the Edward 40 hands challenge. I told myself if I make it to 40 I will mark this momentous feat against the odds and the aging process by defeating the Edward 40 hands challenge.
So fun facts they don't sell 40oz in the suburbs, Jeremy and I hit every grocery store, liquor store, and gas station in a 5 mile radius to no avail. Work around I got two caguamas (for my uncultured brethren, this is a Chicano slang for 32oz) plus two 12oz modelos. I know the math adds to 88oz but thats cause my mamma didn't raise no B***h. Plus the legendary scientist Dr. Emmet Brown stated "when this baby hits 88 you're gonna see some real S**t."
Well I am very hungover posting this, I say its a win 88oz down, 40 trips around the sun, and despite being incredibly sore from sleeping on the floor, I feel INVINCIBLE. I owe this tremendous victory to my unyeilding determination to not waste beer, the wisdom accrued by age, and my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
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