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Porch Pirate Rummy Richards Steals Nursing Bras
06/21/2022

Porch Pirate Rummy Richards Steals Nursing Bras

On March 31, 2022 at 3:28pm a porch pirate we're calling Rummy Richards stole two packages from the home of Phoenix resident Georgia near 27th Ave and Camelback Rd. The thief awkwardly tried to hide the package under his shirt. Do you have any information about this person? Contact the Phoe ...

03/31/2022

We posted earlier about a scurvy seadog we called Captain Rattlebones, who stole from a Phoenix, Arizona home in broad daylight.⁣

Well, ol' Rattlebones struck yet another house, the home of Phoenix resident John near 7th St and Union Hills.⁣

This theft took place March 6, 2022 at 10:02am.⁣

Do you have any information about this person? Contact the Phoenix Police Department at 602-262-6151 re: case 2022-80001845.⁣

More at theplank.org/ga8s

03/21/2022

We reported earlier on a porch pirate we called Silvertooth Sally who stole from a house near E Shangri La Rd & N 12th St in Phoenix.⁣ theplank.org/cbw3⁣
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Someone very closely resembling Silvertooth Sally was seen by Tempe, Arizona resident Brett rifling through his truck at his home near McClintock and Baseline. If this is the same person, and it looks like it is, she sure gets around.⁣⁣
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More at theplank.org/7l9y⁣⁣
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Please consider making a police report before you submit! This is another one of those cases where it could be really helpful if we had at least one police report number.

03/21/2022

On February 23 at 6:11pm, a porch pirate we're calling Sully Fishmaster walked through the front gate of the home of Phoenix, Arizona resident BG near 7th Ave and Indian School and stole a package from his doorstep.⁣⁣
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The theft took place in broad daylight while the victim's dogs were barking.⁣⁣
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The thief appeared to be a balding middle-aged man dressed in jeans and a bright orange hoodie.⁣⁣
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More at https://theplank.org/wjno

On Valentines Day, February 14, 2022, at 3:30pm, a porch pirate we'll call Drake Deranged stole a package from the home ...
03/18/2022

On Valentines Day, February 14, 2022, at 3:30pm, a porch pirate we'll call Drake Deranged stole a package from the home of Phoenix, Arizona resident Natalie near Cave Creek & Union Hills.⁣

The package contained bridesmaid dresses! Natalie says that he was casing the neighborhood beforehand. When he stole the box, he replaced it with a box of medical supplies.⁣

We have a picture of the thief, who appears to be a white man with a beard in a Copper State Brewing Co. t-shirt, sporting a beard, aviator sunglasses, and a backwards cap, as well as some red shoes.⁣

Do you have any information about this theft? Call Phoenix Police Department 602-262-6151 Reference Incident/Case #: 2022-251545.⁣

More at https://theplank.org/robr

03/11/2022

We know two things about the man in this video:⁣
1. He likes red.⁣
2. He's a dirty rotten thief.⁣

On November 3, 2021, a Porch Pirate we're calling Captain Rattlebones stole a package from the porch of Phoenix, Arizona resident LeAnne near 12th St and Union Hills.⁣

The thief then trotted to his red sedan in his red shoes and drove off, accompanied by two accomplices. Do they get names, too? I don't know, Curly and Moe.⁣

More at theplank.org/02o0

Another gross and obnoxious crime effecting our neighborhoods. All three men were arrested for armed robbery!
03/01/2022

Another gross and obnoxious crime effecting our neighborhoods. All three men were arrested for armed robbery!

Three men were arrested following a catalytic converter theft spree.

02/27/2022

On February 15 at 5:06pm, a sticky-fingered porch pirate we're calling “Silvertooth Sally” stole a UPS package from the home of Phoenix resident Rhonda near E Shangri La Rd & N 12th St.

Rhonda thinks that Silvertooth Sally was following the delivery truck! Look out for this person in your neighborhood, especially if you live in the North Mountain area.

More at https://theplank.org/cbw3

02/23/2022

On February 16, 2022 at approximately 7:02pm, a man with a backpack we're calling David Death was seen rolling up to the porch of Phoenix, AZ resident Alexander near 35th Ave and Cactus.

The man is seen barely on camera fooling around with something on the porch.

When Alexander went to retrieve his packages, they were gone!

More at https://theplank.org/2zow

01/31/2022

On January 18 at 10:40pm, 2022, a porch pirate we'll call “Shark-Fin Suzie” stole Amazon packages from the front porch of reader Nicole's house with a fenced-in yard near N 25th Pl & Thomas Rd in Phoenix, Arizona. On January 26 at 6:00am, 2022, she came back for more!

The thief is a slender, dark-skinned young woman who appears to have braids. In one of the videos, she appears to be wearing a blue crop top sweatsuit and sneakers that are white with red and black accents. In the other, she appears to be wearing a black zip-up sweatshirt, a short grey skirt, and tan heels.

Do you have any information about this theft? Call Phoenix Police Department 602-262-6151 Reference Incident/Case #: T22000935.

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