Fritz Johnson

07/10/2025

The first woman I ever properly spent the night with was a friend of my mom’s. It’s been a special memory for me - even if it was kinda crazy.

07/08/2025

This is a balanced diet, right?

07/06/2025

This may not be an entirely serious proposal. Still, call your congressman.

07/05/2025

One of the biggest questions people ask me about being k*napped by my parents is if I ever forgave them.

Truth is, I’m not sure there’s anything to forgive. I hated them for years - but with the benefit of hindsight, I don’t think they had any better options than what they chose.

It was really good seeing my mom. I’ve already spent 99% of the time I ever will with her so every day I see her is a gift.

07/05/2025

What would “Estonian Elvis” call his songs? Maybe “Gulag Rock”, “Suspicious Minds (The KGB song)”, and “(Had to eat the) Hound Dog”.

07/02/2025

One of my “autistic special interests” is conquest. I don’t mean this in a “student of history” sense - I mean the practical application of power over a region.

The main legal pathway to “ruling” an area in the US these days is founding (or co-opting) a city with a few friends - so that’s what I plan to do.

I think I - and a cadre of like-minded people - could do a much better job than most cities do.

I’m gonna pull this off sooner or later.

07/02/2025

07/01/2025

One of my “autistic special interests” is conquest. I don’t mean this in a “student of history” sense - I mean the practical application of power over a region.

The main legal pathway to “ruling” an area in the US these days is founding (or co-opting) a city with a few friends - so that’s what I plan to do.

I think I - and a cadre of like-minded people - could do a much better job than most cities do.

This is gonna happen sooner or later.

07/01/2025

My autism *can* be a superpower - it just very rarely *is*.

I genuinely have a superhuman ability to obsess over things I find interesting in a *very useful* way - this trait plus a bunch of hard work is how I got my first job on Wall Street without a college degree, in fact.

Unfortunately, some of the challenges associated with this make corporate office environments pretty tough, too.

When I play to my strengths and avoid having to do things I’m bad at, really exciting things happen.

06/30/2025

It’s a special kind of frustrating to know that I’ve got the computational and pattern-matching capacity typical of a much more capable / successful person - but that autism holds me back in so many regards.

All I can do is try to make the most of this hand I’ve been dealt - so that’s what I’ll do.

(Et Al* 🤦‍♂️ - I blame autocorrect)

06/30/2025

Things are rarely as bad as they seem. Good night.