06/12/2026
sent over two Nano Puffy Blankets, and Paisley found the loophole immediately.
Technically, it’s a blanket… but it has loops, I have headrest posts, and the Bronco back seat is constantly collecting sand, dirt, snack crumbs, muddy paws, damp dog nonsense, and other unapproved debris.
So here we are: blanket by design, temporary seat cover by loophole.
It’s lightweight, packs down small, water-resistant, and the colors are loud in the best possible way. Useful gear that doesn’t look boring? Yes please.
You’ll definitely be seeing more of this one.
Code SEABISCUIT saves 7% at Gorilla Dirt.
Have a dirty day 🙃