08/05/2025
My SIL Vanessa inherited this old, faded, cracked dark oak armoire from her grandma (also my husband's grandma). One day she calls me out of nowhere: "Ugh. I can't stand this hunk of junk. Makes my new house look cheap. I'm sending it to you. You pay delivery. Do whatever you want with it. I never want to see it again."
I even double-checked: "Do you mind if I paint it?"
She waves me off: "Do whatever. I'm done with it."
So I sanded it by hand. Replaced every bit of hardware. Painted it a gorgeous cream, then hand-painted flowers and butterflies. Put in close to $1,000 and countless hours. When I was done, it looked like a $5,000 boutique hotel piece.
Fast-forward to my husband's birthday. Vanessa walks in, spots it, jaw drops. Then: "Give it back. It's mine. How could you take what my grandma left me? This is an heirloom!"
I almost laughed. She'd called it junk. Made me pay to move it. Now it's "priceless"? She whined that I was selfish.
At first I wanted to answer NO. But I knew she'd pull a stunt. I knew I needed to teach her a lesson.
So I smiled and said, "Of course… you can have it back. But on one condition." ⬇️