06/24/2026
I used to say I was homeless.
My buddy Ezra corrected me recently and said, “You’re not homeless. You’re homeless adjacent.”
I like that better.
Because the truth is, I’ve had a good life. A strange life, sure. An unconventional life. But a good one.
I’ve lived in mansions. I’ve lived on the beach. I’ve lived in Mexico on the 14th floor with an insane ocean view. I’ve lived in suburbia, apartments, little houses, borrowed rooms, and, yes, sometimes my car. I’ve slept on the side of a mountain. I’ve skipped sleeping entirely. I’ve had addresses and I’ve avoided addresses.
And through all of it, I’ve had angels.
Friends who opened doors. People who gave me a couch, a room, a driveway, a chance, a little breathing room. Enough space to keep going. Enough space to keep making things.
Now I’m in this ramshackle ranch situation near the mountains, and somehow it feels like one of the most perfect chapters of my life.
I have Sasha the dog, my furry best friend and co-adventurer, who has already lived a better life than many humans. She has been to concerts. She has lived on the beach. She has run through snow, hiked national parks, made dog friends of every size, and generally conducted herself like a mythological creature disguised as a medium-sized dog.
Don’t get any fancy ideas. Her excellent dog life is continuing.
Every day here feels like a weird sitcom.
Ezra has four small dogs. I have Sasha. Deb, where I actually sleep at night, has Sadie, a giant Great Dane/Belgian Malinois creature who feels like Marmaduke crossed with a cartoon philosopher. There’s a three-legged cat. There are neighborhood characters. There are mountain trails right from the house. There are cliffs, dogs, conversations, weird tools, half-built systems, and enough absurdity to keep the writers’ room busy.
And for the first time in a long time, I feel like I belong somewhere without needing to own it.
That’s a strange kind of freedom.
I have a memory foam Murphy bed. I have access to a garage/solarium that has somehow become the Solorium. I have my dog. I have mountains. I have friends. I have coffee, walks, conversations, and time to think.
And that matters because I’m writing again.
I’m working on a book. I’m developing a trailer for a film I want to make — one meant to inspire humanity. I’m thinking about a graphic novel loosely inspired by my life. I’m building systems to finally go through the decades of notebooks, Evernote rambles, Notion pages, digital clutter, invention fragments, painting ideas, comic book concepts, movie scenes, business models, and strange little divine breadcrumbs I’ve been leaving for myself all these years.
For a long time, my brain felt like a warehouse with no lights on.
Now the lights are coming on.
Technology is finally getting good enough to help me sort the mess. AI, automation, voice tools, archives, agents — all the stuff I always wished existed is starting to exist.
Which means the weirdest part of my life may not have been wasted.
It may have been research.
So no, I’m not homeless.
I’m homeless adjacent.
I’m mountain-adjacent.
Dog-adjacent.
Sitcom-adjacent.
Myth-adjacent.
And apparently, finally, future-adjacent.