
08/08/2025
🚨🍍WHO LIVES IN A PARTY UNDER THE SEA🍍🚨
YOU. ON. SATURDAY AUGUST 30 🌊
Pack your jellyfish nets & leave your dignity at home because we’re throwing the MOST nautical party on this side of Goo Lagoon. 🪸
🪩BIKINI BOTTOM RAVE - 18+ ONLY. $10 at the door. Comes with 1 FREE shell 🥥
(Gary approved.)
🎶DJs hotter than the Hash Slinging Slasher’s spatula.
💃🏻Dancing until we collectively scream “IM READY” at 2AM.
🧉Drinks so good you’ll think you’re at the Salty Spitoon.
Dress like a sea creature. Dress like a lifeguard. Dress like your inner Goofy Goober. Just don’t show up looking normal, we’re not the Chum Bucket. 🦑
If you don’t come, you’ll be home watching reruns, wondering why you didn’t party with us sea creatures under the party lights.