Ornery Elephant

09/13/2025

09/12/2025

Why did everything have to get so expensive when it’s my turn to be an adult!?

09/12/2025

I will always listen because I know exactly how it feels to be unheard.

09/12/2025

Oregon state representative Cyrus Javadi has announced that he’s leaving the Republican Party to run for re-election as a Democrat. ➡️ bit.ly/4gpl7aS

09/12/2025

Opinion | Brazil Succeeded Where The US Failed

09/12/2025

The pilot announced, “We will land in about half an hour.”

Then forgot to turn off the mic and told the co-pilot, “First I‘ll drink some coffee, then I want to kiss that one attendant.” 😘

When the attendant heard this, they ran to tell them to turn off the mic, but tripped on a teen’s foot and fell in the aisle.

The teen, looking shocked, said, “Why are you in such a hurry? They’ve gotta drink their coffee first.” 🙃

09/12/2025

A Catholic school in Northeast Portland has finally formally apologized to the family of one of its former students, 5½ months after calling the police on his parents when they demanded to know what the then-principal’s plan of action was after their child reported to administrators being called a racist slur on the playground.