Soccer Mom Morticia

Soccer Mom Morticia Kanani Soleil (she/her)) is Pacific Northwest Mom, Author and host of "Suburban Witch Lady" Podcast.

Pre order your book now and get it in the mail before it is even in stores. Witchcraft in the Cul-de-Sac: Practicing Mag...
08/25/2026

Pre order your book now and get it in the mail before it is even in stores. Witchcraft in the Cul-de-Sac: Practicing Magic in Suburbia will be available in stores after October 8th!! I will be posting local book signing events soon!

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Hey everyone! You haven't heard from me in a while. These eclipses have brought about a bunch of HUGE life shifts and I ...
08/21/2026

Hey everyone!

You haven't heard from me in a while. These eclipses have brought about a bunch of HUGE life shifts and I am in the middle of setting into them. :) Here's a glimpse of what's going on:

* A full slate of book events and signings for Witchcraft In The Cul-De-Sac: Practicing Magic In Suburbia. Don't forget to pre-order!!!

* Planning and scheming for Spirit Northwest 2027 (it's going to be MASSIVE).

* Other Magickal and creative projects I'm keeping secret for now. ;)

Part of these eclipses have revealed for me a desire to return to my roots of helping Witchy in people in suburbia connect with their Magick, more on a 1:1 practical level than mass audience. The bummer is that I realized I can't do that and these other things and also create a podcast. Although I wasn't excited to do it, after talking with my team and myself through my meditations, I came to the decision that it was time to end Suburban Witch Lady Podcast.

I'm so grateful for all of the support you incredible people have given me so far. The good news is that this is not the last of me showing up in your world!

As part of my pivot to doing more 1:1 support, I am dusting off my email Tarot readings!

This re-entry into Tarot world includes a special offering for you...

For the rest of the month of August, I am offering single question email readings for $50 and 2-question email readings for $75. These readings were historically priced for $75 and $100 respectively, and come September 1, the price will go back up, so you've got ten days to take advantage!

One question:

https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/7PVTDNZ8LV88G

Two Question:

https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/TVA95B3NM49GS

The Patreon will stay open and going forward will include book related content, personal updates, and whatever else I can't wait to share with you. In the meantime, thank you all again for your support! I'm incredibly excited about this next chapter of Kanani's Life and can't wait for our future adventures together.

Here's a picture of my evil familiar Max:

05/16/2026

North, East, South, and West are more than directions. They’re mirrors. 🌙✨

In next week’s episode of the Suburban Witch Lady Podcast, Kanani Soleil sits down with to explore elemental magic through the lens of the cardinal directions, shadow work, embodiment, and spiritual sovereignty. From the stillness of the North to the passion of the South, this conversation dives deep into how the elements shape our bodies, emotions, beliefs, and magic.

If you’ve ever wondered why certain spells don’t “work,” or how to uncover the barriers standing between you and your desires, this episode is for you. New episode drops Wednesday!

When people ask me why I picked my house there is a very simple answer. 17 rose bushes!! 17!! My happy place!           ...
05/14/2026

When people ask me why I picked my house there is a very simple answer. 17 rose bushes!! 17!! My happy place! suburbanwitchlady.com

Always be yourself. There is so much beauty in letting yourself stand out. Nature’s life lessons!           suburbanwitc...
05/12/2026

Always be yourself. There is so much beauty in letting yourself stand out. Nature’s life lessons! suburbanwitchlady.com

Always be yourself. There is so much beauty in letting yourself stand out. Nature’s life lessons!           suburbanwitc...
05/12/2026

Always be yourself. There is so much beauty in letting yourself stand out. Nature’s life lessons! suburbanwitchlady.com

05/11/2026

The Full Moon isn’t just for charging crystals and making moon water, it’s also the perfect time to clear out what no longer serves you. 🌕✨

On the next full moon, cleanse more than your energy. Purge the clutter. Donate the clothes you never wear. Throw away the things weighing down your space and your mind. Full moon energy is about release, reflection, and making room for what’s next.

Sometimes magic looks like lighting a candle. Sometimes it looks like finally cleaning out that overflowing closet. Both count. 🖤

05/08/2026

No matter who we are or where we come from, we all look up at the same moon. 🌙✨

This week on the podcast, Kanani Soleil dives into moon magic, lunar phases, manifestation, release work, eclipses, and the deep emotional connection humanity has always shared with the moon.

Whether you’re deeply spiritual or simply someone who feels comfort staring up at a full moon, this episode is a reminder that the moon has always connected us.

New episode drops Monday!

05/04/2026

Gratitude is the secret ingredient we forget to name. 🍽️✨
Every meal carries a story… the earth that grew it, the hands that harvested it, the energy you bring to it.

This week, we’re honoring the magic of food through gratitude. Because when you slow down, give thanks, and truly feel your meal, you’re not just eating… you’re nourishing your spirit.

What’s on your plate today, and what are you grateful for? 🖤🔥

So much to be grateful for and so much to work towards! I can’t wait to announce more fun things on the horizon!        ...
05/02/2026

So much to be grateful for and so much to work towards! I can’t wait to announce more fun things on the horizon! suburbanwitchlady.com

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