You Ain't a'Woofin

You Ain't a'Woofin A History, Crime, Mystery, and Astrology Podcast.

On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist features a number of awful major events from 1834, a smattering of inventio...
06/08/2026

On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist features a number of awful major events from 1834, a smattering of inventions, the burning of the Palace of Westminster in art, a discriminatory popular ballad (Boo!), a surprising medicinal condiment, and a strongly worded letter by none other than Davy Crockett. Next, Amy Jo shares the story of the mysterious unsolved death of a famous Scottish-born botanist whose passion for horticulture put him in danger in a number of ways (Um, sir, your eye is bleeding!). His obsessive search for new plant species led him to the beautiful islands of Hawaii in 1834, but his expedition ended suddenly in the bottom of a bullock pit.



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06/01/2026

WE'LL BE BACK SOON! Due to illness and packed schedules we are delaying until next week. Thanks for your patience! We love you, and we ain't a'woofin!



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Cemetery yesterday. Too much sun today. We’ll be back next Sunday! We love you. And we ain’t a’Woofin! ❤️
05/26/2026

Cemetery yesterday. Too much sun today. We’ll be back next Sunday! We love you. And we ain’t a’Woofin! ❤️

On today’s episode, Valerie presents the story of a cousin-marrying, plantation owning, to***co producing, aristocratic ...
04/28/2026

On today’s episode, Valerie presents the story of a cousin-marrying, plantation owning, to***co producing, aristocratic family in Colonial Virginia. What started off as a love triangle ended in shocking allegations, salacious rumors, hotshot attorneys, and a great scandal that became the 1700s “Trial of the Century”. Next, in the 1793 Zodiac Back, Amy Jo presents the astrological influence on the city of Washington DC, astrology’s historic impact on America’s early leaders, the outer planet placements of 1793, and Mr. “the Ferret of Comets” himself, Charles Messier and the sport of comet hunting. And finally, Holy $hit! Uranus has moved into Gemini!



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On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist features a smattering of 1793 major events, the awful (unintended?) ramific...
04/13/2026

On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist features a smattering of 1793 major events, the awful (unintended?) ramifications of Eli Whitney’s cotton gin, Dominique Jean Larrey’s “Flying Ambulances”, the short-lived and totally unflattering Belly Pad Craze, and a butter-heavy “Pan-Cake” recipe from the Knight Family Cookbook. Next, Amy Jo covers the panic, and devastation of the yellow fever epidemic that devastated Philadelphia in the second half of 1793. In a time when the miasma theory reigned, origin theories were shaky and therefore treatments were, shall we say, creative? Citizens (and some doctors) fled the city, while city leaders leaned on the Freed African Society with unfortunate results. There were heroes, but few were exempt from the sad chaos.



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On today’s episode, Valerie shares the story of the mysterious unsolved murder of a young man who checked into a Kansas ...
04/01/2026

On today’s episode, Valerie shares the story of the mysterious unsolved murder of a young man who checked into a Kansas City hotel early in 1935, and the bizarre details of his stay, his murder, the crime scene, and the disturbing investigation that followed. The letters and phone calls received in the aftermath of the crime only served to deepen the mystery. Next, in the 1935 Zodiac Back, Any Jo dives into the astrology of the day, including Pluto in Cancer and the WPA’s Federal Theater Project, the upheaval associated with Uranus in Ta**us and a 1935 book called Astronomy, and the spirituality of Neptune in Virgo. Plus! A Moon Moment hinting at what’s to come in 2026.



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