You Ain't a'Woofin

You Ain't a'Woofin A History, Crime, Mystery, and Astrology Podcast.

We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 3 & 4! But join us for a little Mystery Bit where we play a little Would you R...
09/14/2026

We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 3 & 4! But join us for a little Mystery Bit where we play a little Would you Rather? Cryptid Edition! We also discuss a sad Gettysburg Mystery that was finally solved and a wild hysteria from 1950s Washington state that had folks taking a very close look at their cars. We love you, and we ain’t a’woofin!



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On today’s episode, Valerie tells the story of the Bloody Benders! They were a spiritualist family who ran a general sto...
09/09/2026

On today’s episode, Valerie tells the story of the Bloody Benders! They were a spiritualist family who ran a general store and inn for weary travelers along the Great Osage Trail in rural Kansas. Oh yeah, and they were serial killers. When people started disappearing, the Benders were suspected, but NO ONE expected what was found in and around their house of horrors. Next, in the 1873 Zodiac Back, Amy Jo outlines what the outer planets were up to and how Mercury Retrograde (and Venus & Mars Retro) may have felt. We get acquainted with Comet Tempel 1, and lastly - Herschel Happenings! - we see what Herschel the Younger (William Herschel’s grandson) was working on. Always be cataloging!



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09/03/2026

Don't miss Episode 91!

Look for the final episode of Season 3 very soon!



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When it rains it pours. We're pushing Episode 92 back a few days due to various unforeseen circumstances that we're chal...
08/25/2026

When it rains it pours. We're pushing Episode 92 back a few days due to various unforeseen circumstances that we're chalking up to eclipse season. The sad news today is all the better reason to take it easy, light some candles, and turn on some Dolly. RIP to this legend. We love you, and we ain't a'woofin! 💔

On today’s episode, Valerie outlines some major events from 1873 in the Timeline Twist, including; b**r, a new pair of j...
08/12/2026

On today’s episode, Valerie outlines some major events from 1873 in the Timeline Twist, including; b**r, a new pair of jeans (ooh-la-la), Greek JLo, the introduction of a new garden party game for those who are “skilled at playing at ball”, a song about ham, “Home of the Range”, and new rules for dog shows. Next, Amy Jo tells the story of the “People’s Palace”, or “Ally Pally”, which opened this year and had EVERYTHING - art, dog, flower, and horse shows, athletics, archery, and pigeon races, an inaudible concert, and fireworks. Not to mention a habit of catching on fire. But firefighting in the Victorian Era was tricky, especially with a palace on a hill.



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On today’s episode, Valerie tells the tragic tale of three “blushing brides” found dead in their bathtub shortly after m...
07/29/2026

On today’s episode, Valerie tells the tragic tale of three “blushing brides” found dead in their bathtub shortly after marriage. The investigator, spurred on by family members, witnesses, neighboring police, and the newspapers, uncovered puzzling details that led him to call on an OG forensic pathology legend who inspired an experiment that nearly resulted in a fourth death. Next, in the 1915 Zodiac Back, Amy Jo talks about Pluto in Cancer, Neptune in Leo, and how the Saturn-Pluto cycle can represent the redistribution of power and the conjunction of the two is giving “before and after” vibes. We talk non-total 1915 eclipses (RIP Bonnie Tyler), and we meet Comet Mellish. You changed bro!



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On today’s episode, Valerie presents World War I in a nutshell (no big deal), the birth of the classic jumping snake pra...
07/13/2026

On today’s episode, Valerie presents World War I in a nutshell (no big deal), the birth of the classic jumping snake prank, the most racist American movie ever made, a new kind of “gleaming glass” baking dish, and the popular dog treat that you never knew was invented by an MIT trained organic chemist in the 1915 Timeline Twist. Next, Amy Jo shares the captivating story of Swedish activist Joe Hill, gifted song writer, and member of the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW aka. Wobblies). He was treated for a gunshot wound and then accused of murdering an ex-cop grocery store owner and his son. Police immediately shot him in the hand, tried him, then executed him, solidifying his legacy as a champion for worker’s rights. But was he guilty?



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