You Ain't a'Woofin

You Ain't a'Woofin A History, Crime, Mystery, and Astrology Podcast.

01/05/2026

DON'T MISS EPISODE 79! HAPPY NEW YEAR. We'll be back very soon!

We've been feeling a bit like Valerie's childhood Santa, but we'll be back soon! Happy Holidays to those who celebrate. ...
12/26/2025

We've been feeling a bit like Valerie's childhood Santa, but we'll be back soon! Happy Holidays to those who celebrate. Wishing a delightful end of the year to everyone. We miss you, and we ain't a'woofin!

On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist features some 1817 history (and warcake), The Cook’s Oracle cookbook includ...
12/16/2025

On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist features some 1817 history (and warcake), The Cook’s Oracle cookbook including 11 ketchups and a Wow-Wow sauce, a cheat sheet for nervous dancers, a crazy strong liqueur, and the invention of the first strider bike known as the Laufmaschine (among other names). Next, Amy Jo shares the fascinating tale of a mysterious woman who walked out of the water into an English village near Bristol wearing a turban and speaking an unknown language. Locals were stumped until an unexpected translator revealed her as royalty - Supertwist! The mystery woman was able to bask in her newfound notoriety for a while - until nosy Mrs. Neale had something to say.



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On today’s episode, Valerie shares an amusing story from the summer of 1907, when the small town of Clinton, Massachuset...
12/01/2025

On today’s episode, Valerie shares an amusing story from the summer of 1907, when the small town of Clinton, Massachusetts was visited by not one, but two circuses. We discuss the almost back-to-back incidents including ladies jumping herds of elephants, gambling and sharp practices, a near riot, and a violent thunderstorm - all of which caused an evening of panic and confusion, and more than a little trouble for Clintonians. Next, Amy Jo’s Zodiac back takes us through some of the current astrology - hello water trines! We discuss Jupiter in Cancer through the years and Uranus moving into Gemini in the near future, before moving on to just how Neptunian that Dancing Pig actually was! And since Neptune reflects the art of a period, we also touch on an 18th century one-named celeb, Snyder. IYKYK.



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On today’s episode, Valerie presents some major strides in women’s rights and transportation during the Edwardian Era, s...
11/17/2025

On today’s episode, Valerie presents some major strides in women’s rights and transportation during the Edwardian Era, some sweet new releases (whoop, whoop!), possibly the creepiest fine arts clip we’ve EVER had, and some important dates in aviation history, in the 1907 Timeline Twist. Next, Amy Jo tells the wild tale of the Jewels of the Order of St. Patrick, which mysteriously disappeared from Dublin Castle in July of 1907. The bungling was prominent, but the safety of the jewels depended solely on one easily compromised man. Theories abound, but the most intriguing - a scandalous and far-reaching coverup by those closest to the case.



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Happy Halloween from Her Royal Highness, Amy Jo, and the Spare (Valerie). We'll be back soon with Season Three! We love ...
10/31/2025

Happy Halloween from Her Royal Highness, Amy Jo, and the Spare (Valerie). We'll be back soon with Season Three! We love you! And we ain't a'woofin!



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We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 2 & 3! But join us for a little Mystery Bit where we revisit some of our favor...
10/23/2025

We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 2 & 3! But join us for a little Mystery Bit where we revisit some of our favorite cryptid stories like the Flintville Monster, the Van Meter Visitor, and the most famous Big Foot of them all - Patty! We also touch on living through history, steam heat flats, and “Mother’s Little Helper”. We love you, and we ain’t a’woofin!



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We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 2 & 3! But join us for a little Crime Bit where we discuss wanted posters and ...
10/22/2025

We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 2 & 3! But join us for a little Crime Bit where we discuss wanted posters and mug shots, and when they came together. Plus! We look at some wanted posters and mug shots from cases we’ve covered, and look at a hilarious 1882 town notice inviting local outlaws to a “Grand Neck-Tie Party”. We love you, and we ain’t a’woofin!



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