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FernieTails Hey there, hoomans! I’m all about belly rubs, long walks, and making new friends (both furry and human!).

🐾 Fern | Blue‑Nose APBT
Born 03.07.2024 • PNW 🌲
Daily wags, puppy antics & cozy cuddles

💙Gotcha day vibes & celebration of all things dog
🎥 Follow for feel-good reels: snuggles, playtime, and life lessons
🛍️ Explore our Etsy I’m Fern, your friendly neighborhood blue-nosed pitbull puppy! 🌟

🎂 Birthday: 03/07/2024
🏡 Home: Vancouver, WA
💙 Favorite Treat: Cheese!
🎾 Favorite Activity: Chasi

ng the flirt pole and car rides! I might be small now, but I’ve got a big heart and even bigger dreams of becoming the best doggo ever! Follow my adventures as I learn, play, and steal all the snuggles! 🐶💕

Let’s be friends! 🐕✨

Day adventure with the littles 🥾🏝️We took the girls out for their first all‑day adventure. They’ve never done a full out...
02/17/2026

Day adventure with the littles 🥾🏝️

We took the girls out for their first all‑day adventure. They’ve never done a full outing like this before, since Lilly wasn’t able to join us on long days anymore.

We wandered around Ft. Stevenson, explored the Russell Battery, and poked around the woods. Tried to make it to Seaside, but the wind had other plans, so we detoured and ended up in Manzanita instead.

Fern lit up at the beach. Digging, zooming, pure joy.

Fern also made me carry her over a bridge because she decided that one was suspicious. It’s always a surprise which bridges are acceptable and which are “absolutely not.”

The girls did great in the car too — which is a big win, because Fern still thinks getting into the car is the hardest part of any journey, even though it always leads somewhere fun.

It felt good to make space for new adventures while carrying the old ones with us.

✨ Saying Goodbye to Our Big Girl ✨On Tuesday, February 10th, we had to say goodbye to our sweet Lilly. She would have tu...
02/15/2026

✨ Saying Goodbye to Our Big Girl ✨

On Tuesday, February 10th, we had to say goodbye to our sweet Lilly. She would have turned 12 on March 31st. Our big girl from the very beginning — 13 lbs at 6 weeks, already bigger than our dachshund at the time, just a fluffy little bear.

We brought her home after losing our other dachshund unexpectedly. Lilly filled the house with chaos and comfort. She was a naughty puppy — her signature move was stealing the towel off the oven door every time she had to p**p.

She grew into a 95 lb adventure buddy. Hiking, snowshoeing, swimming, beach days, road trips… if it involved movement or water, she was in. And if it ran, she chased it — squirrels, cats, bunnies, ducks, coyotes, deer. She was chasing cats right up until the very end.

She loved plush squeaky toys (for the 30 seconds they survived), and she was a hide‑and‑seek champion. She wasn’t quick to warm up to new people, but when she gave kisses, they meant something.

She grew up with our boys and our niece — her kids. She loved them fiercely. She also believed she was a 90 lb lap dog, and honestly, we never had the heart to tell her otherwise.

Losing Daisy was hard on her, so we brought Fern home a few months later. It took time, but they became couch‑snuggle buddies. Watching Lilly decline this past year was heartbreaking. Her mind was still with us, but her body wasn’t.

We knew it was time. And now we’re missing her huge ears, her even bigger heart, and the hair that covered every surface of our home. (She’s the reason we own two robot vacuums.)

Thank you for 12 years of loyalty, laughter, and adventure, sweet girl.
You were one of a kind.
We love you, Lilly. Give Daisy lots of kisses for us. 🐕🌈🪽

01/03/2026

Trying to p*e in peace but my coworker insists on mandatory ball tosses.

✨❄️ River is officially ONE ❄️✨Born on 1/1/25, our New Year baby came in hot — no chill, no off switch, just pure chaos,...
01/01/2026

✨❄️ River is officially ONE ❄️✨
Born on 1/1/25, our New Year baby came in hot — no chill, no off switch, just pure chaos, cuddles, and disco-ball energy from day one.

She’s the wildest ONE you’ll ever meet, and today we’re celebrating her first year of snowballs, snack heists, and sibling-coded shenanigans.

Thank you for loving River as much as we do. Here’s to a year of sparkle, silliness, and the best kind of wild.

Celebrate with us by filling out the Wild ONEderland story template and be sure to tag us. We can’t wait to see your stories! 💙🩵

01/01/2026

Warming up for her big birthday moment… here’s River’s Year One highlight reel 🎈

12/27/2025

Officials confirm a string of stuffy homicides in the living room.
River & Fern were taken in for questioning but refused to comment, citing their right to remain adorable.
The victims — now just outlines and fluff — are survived by several untouched toys… for now.

Shout out to for the inspiration.

Lilly insisted on being Santa. Fern and River said fine, as long as they got multiple costume changes.Elves ➝ Reindeer ➝...
12/25/2025

Lilly insisted on being Santa. Fern and River said fine, as long as they got multiple costume changes.
Elves ➝ Reindeer ➝ Sweater babies.
Merry Christmas from our festive trio — chaos, cuddles, and holiday spirit included.

✨❄️ Happy New River: Wild ONEderland ❄️✨Our girl is turning ONE on 1/1/26 — and if you know River, you know she has no o...
12/22/2025

✨❄️ Happy New River: Wild ONEderland ❄️✨

Our girl is turning ONE on 1/1/26 — and if you know River, you know she has no off switch, no chill, and enough goofy energy to power the New Year’s Eve ball drop.

To celebrate her first trip around the sun (and the chaos she brought with it), I made a little Wild ONEderland story template for everyone to fill out.
Swipe to slide 2 for the template — screenshot it, add a photo of you in your goofiest or winter‑wonderland‑themed outfit (or just a cute picture if you’re not dressing up), and post it to your story. Make sure to tag us so we can see and share your Wild ONEderland look.

Thank you for loving our sparkly, silly, unstoppable girl as much as we do. We can’t wait to see everyone on the big day. 💙

🎁👅✨ Festive Tongues Out: Week Three – Mistle‑tongue MomentsFern and Lilly took the Christmas Wrap Challenge… and let’s j...
12/16/2025

🎁👅✨ Festive Tongues Out: Week Three – Mistle‑tongue Moments

Fern and Lilly took the Christmas Wrap Challenge… and let’s just say the paper didn’t stand a chance. 😂🐾 Week three of Festive Tongues Out with .us is here, proving that holiday chaos is way cuter with tongues out and tails wagging.

📸 Show us your pup’s best festive mess—because sometimes the wrapping is half the fun!

12/15/2025

Fern & River took their Secret Pup Exchange duties VERY seriously this year 🎁🐾 From custom bandanas and stockings to plush toys (River already claimed the gingerbread guy 🍪), treats, stickers, and even a superhero photo of all three pups—this box was pure magic. ✨

Huge thanks to our amazing gift senders, .piper.winston, for spoiling the pups and adding that Marvel/DC touch 💥🦸‍♂️🐶. We loved every detail and wish you the happiest holiday season!

12/10/2025

Gravity? Fern’s never heard of her. 🦘✨
Watch her vertical launch game and tell us… should we officially crown her Fernaroo?

Drop your vote in the comments and tag a friend whose pup could join the Kangaroo Club!

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