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REVIEW UP: "Godzilla: King of the Monsters"There are a lot of think-pieces on the internet expressing hate for this movi...
05/30/2019

REVIEW UP: "Godzilla: King of the Monsters"

There are a lot of think-pieces on the internet expressing hate for this movie. Vivek's review is not one of them.

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REVIEW UP: "Game of Thrones" (2011-19): A Game Lost"Vivek dives deep into the beauty, integrity, and creative failures o...
05/27/2019

REVIEW UP: "Game of Thrones" (2011-19): A Game Lost"

Vivek dives deep into the beauty, integrity, and creative failures of this decade's definitive TV series.

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REVIEW UP: JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 - PARABELLUM (2019)"What a privilege it is to watch Keanu Reeves paint red the landscape...
05/15/2019

REVIEW UP: JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 - PARABELLUM (2019)

"What a privilege it is to watch Keanu Reeves paint red the landscape of noir cinema with this character."

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Vivek wrote about a girl.
05/09/2019

Vivek wrote about a girl.

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For the 35-year anniversary of its release, Vivek wrote a short love letter to the most controversial and polarizing mov...
05/09/2019

For the 35-year anniversary of its release, Vivek wrote a short love letter to the most controversial and polarizing movie in the Indiana Jones trilogy.

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CineKatz had some technical difficulties that, by pure coincidence, occurred at the same time that Vivek negatively revi...
04/30/2019

CineKatz had some technical difficulties that, by pure coincidence, occurred at the same time that Vivek negatively reviewed a movie made by a monolithic corporation that exerts a tremendous amount of influence upon the multimedia landscape. This is nothing more than a coincidence, and in no way suggests that the corporation or anyone connected with it had anything in any way to do with the issues on the site that do not happen very often. There is no conspiracy here. None.

Anyway, here's that review again. "Avengers: Endgame" (2019)

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REVIEW UP: "Avengers: Endgame"(2019)Completely spoiler free until Vivek tells you it isn't."There exists fan service, cr...
04/26/2019

REVIEW UP: "Avengers: Endgame"(2019)

Completely spoiler free until Vivek tells you it isn't.

"There exists fan service, critic service, and political service alike. . . . In fact, just about everything is being serviced except the story itself."

Consider this your warning. As I did with my last Avengers review, there will be no spoilers in the first half, and full spoilers in the second. I will indicate as much at the breaking point. A yea…

REVIEW UP: "Pet Sematary" (2019)The moral of the story is clear enough. Very little else is, though.
04/04/2019

REVIEW UP: "Pet Sematary" (2019)

The moral of the story is clear enough. Very little else is, though.

I haven’t read the book, and I haven’t even seen the previous 1989 film, but I figured out the moral of Pet Sematary (2019) about a half-hour in, and then the rest of the movie fell lik…

REVIEW UP: "Shazam!" (2019)Vivek compares DC and Marvel Comics in his review of a film that somehow contains within itse...
03/31/2019

REVIEW UP: "Shazam!" (2019)

Vivek compares DC and Marvel Comics in his review of a film that somehow contains within itself both the best of the former and the worst of the latter.

DC Comics is better than Marvel Comics. This is just a fact. Marvel has its all-time greats and nobody can replace Spider-Man, the X-men, or the Fantastic 4, but even at its best Marvel will never …

REVIEW UP: "Dragged Across Concrete"Vivek is a big fan. As usual, that means he's going to be mean about it.
03/25/2019

REVIEW UP: "Dragged Across Concrete"

Vivek is a big fan. As usual, that means he's going to be mean about it.

You know what movies could benefit from more of these days? Violence. Not the kind where human beings are made of water balloons and discharge blood like fire hoses – the kind that’s di…

REVIEW UP: "Triple Threat" (2019)Vivek had questions about certain logistics issues involving the bad guys... until the ...
03/22/2019

REVIEW UP: "Triple Threat" (2019)

Vivek had questions about certain logistics issues involving the bad guys... until the movie reminded him that this is an action movie. A pretty good one too!

You know me. I don’t expect much from a movie except good pacing and enough strikes and blows against the flesh to make the Romans feel inadequate. Martial arts action hasn’t had much t…

REVIEW UP: "Captain Marvel" (2019)Vivek has just witnessed a thing that has never existed in the history of forever - a ...
03/17/2019

REVIEW UP: "Captain Marvel" (2019)

Vivek has just witnessed a thing that has never existed in the history of forever - a movie with a woman.

There is a woman in this movie. I’m not sure if any of you have been made aware of this, but the film Captain Marvel is a superhero film that stars a woman as the titular superhero. Sorry, maybe I …

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