Ratco: Rod Monroe's anti-tenant coalition.

07/29/2023

26% of tenants leave something burning on the stove when leaving the apartment /at least once a week/.

11/27/2021

Over 2000 evictions on Thanksgiving Day alone! Landlords, we're the best at it, so keep buying politicians and feeding money to Ratco. These photos, by the way, are from one of the units we visited yesterday. We could've posted photos from 1000 apartments we saw yesterday, and you wouldn't have been able to tell the difference. Ratco.

09/07/2021

If your tenants are up to these kinds of tricks, call Ratco - we'll extenantate your problem for you!

06/19/2020

RATCO is here for you. Here and now. Now, and always. Always, forever, and now. RATCO.

04/29/2020

It's time for the annual Ratco Rewards program, where we send thousands of dollars illegally to the candidates who express the most loathing for tenants. In this election cycle, we are endorsing Mayor McShady; his bagman and my best friend in my head, treasonous hotelier and backstage fixer Gordon Sondland; and former City Hall apparatchik and all-around totally unsleazeballish Sam "I pawed an intern and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" Adams.

04/29/2020

We at Ratco are 100% 50/50 that 63% of tenants leave their apartments in this condition or worse daily, every month.

03/12/2020

What else did the Culberts left behind, you're asking?

Ratco is the answer; your tenants are the problem. 503-Go-Ratco. Call now.

03/12/2020

Scenes from a recent successful Ratco tenant relocation. The Culbert Family of Grando Portlando left their apartment unwillingly after Ratco arrives with an eviction team to evacuate an apartment which, to our shock, we discovered was already afire when we arrived.

02/12/2020

Our "tenant of the week" is the young gentlemen who rented this property from one of our clients. He cannot be found now; possibly he's lost in the piles of detritus, it's anyone's guess. Ratco.

01/21/2020

50% of tenants' kitchens never get cleaner than this.

Ratco.

01/09/2020

Over 65% of tenants leave units in this shape or worse. Let Ratco rid you of the miscreants who are destroying your property.

10/09/2019

Got rats - er, tenants? Call RATCO. Today. Operators are standing by.

{img: a photo of the most recent eviction site we visited, aka this is how tenants live)

08/23/2019

35% of tenants leave their units in this condition or worse.

08/23/2019

All of them.

World's Worst Tenants is an American television series on Spike. It premiered on June 12, 2012.[1] The eviction specialists are Todd Howard, Rick Moore and Randye Howard. Though billed as a reality program, it does not document actual events; the show's producers admit that the program depicts "reen...

07/02/2019

The tenants in this unit had the audacity to ask for a ten-day grace period on their June rent. Better call RATCO! We had them out of the apartment in less than two hours - and thank heavens! Look what these asps did to a landlord's formerly pristine property.

06/05/2019

Shoulda called RATCO! ---Ratco Rodney

A HORRIFIED landlord has revealed how he found his property completely trashed by the tenants from hell – costing him a staggering £20,000 in repairs. The shocked property owner shared photos showi…

04/27/2019

A tenant in line to pay this month's late fee. Ratco charges your tenants $10 for every hour they're behind on rent. Sign up with Ratco now!

04/27/2019

Ratco Rental Removal service. De-renter your property, and save it from leeching vandals. Call now!