09/30/2025
How can you witness the murderous f**kery Hi**er committed throughout the 1930s and say, “Here is a guy we can trust”? British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain did just that with a dumbf**k agreement that sacrificed Czechoslovakia in a quest for peace that never stood a chance.
--On This Day in History S**t Went Down: September 30, 1938--
Some apologize for Chamberlain. Not me. F**k that guy. People knew what a s**tburger Hi**er was and rather than mobilize and prepare for a war that was inevitable, Chamberlain let Hi**er give him and the rest of Europe a sea urchin e***a. Hi**er had already built up a massive military and annexed Austria as part of building a greater German empire, then looked at the Sudetenland in Czechoslovakia and laid claim because a bunch of German-speaking folk lived there. The Czech government said to Britain and France please don’t let this fascist f**kstick destroy our country. So French Prime Minister Daladier and Chamberlain flew to Germany to see if they could work s**t out. Di****ce Mussolini was there too.
Hi**er of course was an arrogant cockwipe and Chamberlain kept mewling like a starving kitten giving in to Hi**er’s ever-increasing demands. Daladier, however, ordered French troops to start mobilizing and Chamberlain was oh don’t do that you’ll antagonize him. Hi**er said taking the Sudetenland was “The last territorial demand I have to make in Europe” and Chamberlain believed that load of s**te.
What resulted was the Munich Agreement. Signed on September 30, 1938, it was some bulls**t. Daladier hated the appeasement. Chamberlain, conversely, stayed behind to pal around with Hi**er and signed another document intended to maintain peaceful relations between Britain and Germany. Chamberlain went home and said hey everyone I kept the peace. It’s “peace with honor,” because handing over a big chunk of Czechoslovakia to goddamn Hi**er was honorable. And yeah, right after signing Czechoslovakia did hand over the Sudetenland because without France and Britain backing them up they knew it was a matter of Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. In so doing, Czechoslovakia gave Germany two-thirds of its coal, steel, and electrical power creation.
The peace was bulls**t. It was a ploy to put France and Britain at ease while Hi**er continued his militarization and imperial expansions. The following March Hi**er decided f**k it I want the rest of Czechoslovakia and invaded, violating the Munich Agreement. Chamberlain was all I guess we’re not doing appeasement anymore. But it would take another six months, with Hi**er invading Poland, before Britain would declare war on Germany.
Speaking of that big f**king war, if Chamberlain had a spine, things could have been less catastrophic because France was ready to go, Czechoslovakia had a good military willing to fight for their home, and the Soviets had Czechoslovakia’s back too. Hi**er might have been stopped earlier on. But of course Chamberlain had to go be a goddamn invertebrate. Winston Churchill, who’d been warning about Hi**er for years, excoriated Chamberlain, saying, “You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor and you will have war.”
Those who cannot remember the past … need a history teacher who says “f**k” a lot. Get both volumes of “On This Day in History S**t Went Down” at JamesFell.com/books.
