08/12/2025
Nordic Myths Fantasy: The Art of Howard David Johnson
F***g, Queen of Asgard
F***g takes oaths from all living creatures
F***g, Queen of Asgard and wife of Odin, mother to Baldur and stepmother to Thor, Tyr, Hermodr, Hödur, and Bragi was first and foremost among the Asynjur or Norse goddesses. She was the only one who could sit with Odin on his throne, Hlidskjalf (located in Valaskjalf), and look down on everything that transpired in the universe. She was a prophetess who spun the clouds. Her name means beloved lady in the Old Norse F***g (F***gjar), Old Saxon Fri, and Old English Frig are derived from Common Germanic Frijjō 'wife; dearest, beloved one. The weekday Friday is named for her.
One morning, she awoke from a hideous nightmare. She had seen Hel, the Goddess who rules the underworld, take Baldur into her realm. Baldur had also been tormented by frightful dreams foretelling his doom. So, Odin called the ancient prophetess, Wala, from her grave to divine what was behind the dreams. He asked her who was next to enter the realm of Hel, and her answer was "It is Baldur, the noble one, who is next for Hel, and Hödur, his blind brother, will be the bringer of his death."
So, the Aesir counseled on forestalling Baldur's death. Odin decreed that every creature in heaven and on earth must swear an oath to never harm Baldur. Queen F***g personally oversaw the administration of the oaths. Fire and water, dwarfs, giants, and elves, humankind, and all plants and animals swore it, everything save little mistletoe which she perceived was too young to be a threat, and Baldur was rendered invulnerable.