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TypicallyCaffeinated see more at www.typicallycaffeinated.com Napalm Roast
What is left over when Napalm is deployed? Blackness! That is what this coffee is all about.

Napalm is a Brazilian Arabica that creates the perfect dark roasted coffee. There is nothing like the smell of Napalm in the morning. If you miss the manly military mug of awesomeness that was brewed out on post, then you need this in your life. Fire Watch Roast:
If you don’t plan on quitting your post until properly relieved, you may need to get yourself a hot cup of Fire Watch in order to keep

those little peepers open. This caffeine loaded canteen cup of goodness will get your freedom blood pumping in order to keep always on the alert and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing. Smooth Operator Roast:
For those of you that want the taste of coffee to resemble the war fighting tactics of a combat hero; Smooth Operator is the coffee for you. This fine cup of combat juice is as dark as the shadows you stalk in, and as smooth as the movements made on target. Don’t let the name fool you, for as smooth as the taste is, the stimulating effects is fast and on point.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BMAYzAQsh/ Influencers actually golf?
11/21/2025

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BMAYzAQsh/ Influencers actually golf?

Influencer Golf Rule #22:
If your rangefinder has night vision, thermal mode, wind algorithms, and a button labeled “SEAR”…
you’re not golfing — you’re running surveillance. 👀🎯😂

Some guys check yardage…
Mo out here checking classified intel.

Stay honest. Swing clean.
DivotGolfLLC.com

11/20/2025

Nope nope nope 🐝

11/20/2025
Clean fingers... Finally
11/19/2025

Clean fingers... Finally

A small mouse, drawn by the sweet scent of honey and the inviting warmth of a beehive, sneaks inside — hungry or simply ...
11/11/2025

A small mouse, drawn by the sweet scent of honey and the inviting warmth of a beehive, sneaks inside — hungry or simply seeking shelter.
It doesn’t realize this decision will be its last.

The moment the bees detect the intruder, they rise in perfect unity. Their defense is swift, relentless, and final.
When it’s over, the mouse lies still. Yet the bees now face a new problem — its body is far too large to remove.

And here, nature unveils its quiet brilliance.
Instead of allowing decay or disease to threaten the hive, the bees coat the body entirely in a substance of their own making: propolis.

A mixture of tree resin and beeswax, propolis is:
• Antibacterial and antifungal
• Water-resistant and preservative
• A flawless natural sealant

Layer by layer, they entomb the mouse in shimmering amber, transforming a source of rot into a harmless relic — no stench, no infection, no disorder.

This isn’t reason or invention. It’s instinct

11/11/2025

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”

The bartender shrugs. “Sure, why not?”

The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. Then, from the other pocket, he pulls out a teeny-tiny piano.

The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and starts playing the blues like a rodent Ray Charles.

Stunned, the bartender pours him a free drink.

After finishing it, the guy says, “Now, if I show you an even better trick, do I drink free all night?”

“Buddy, if you can top that, you’re drinking on me till closing,” the bartender replies.

The man pulls out the rat and piano again, then reaches into his coat and brings out a small bullfrog.

The frog clears his throat and starts belting out soulful blues lyrics. The rat’s playing, the frog’s singing — the bar goes dead silent in awe.

Suddenly, a man rushes up and says, “I’ll give you $10,000 for that frog!”

The guy says, “Nope, not for sale.”

“$25,000!”

“Nope.”

“$50,000! Cash!”

“Deal.”

The bartender’s jaw drops. “Are you CRAZY? That frog was a gold mine! Why’d you sell him?”

The man smirks and says, “Relax. The frog can’t sing — the rat’s a ventriloquist.”

Huh?
11/09/2025

Huh?

What?
11/03/2025

What?

Oh!
11/02/2025

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Brandon is a U.S. Navy FMF Hospital Corpsman Veteran and all around NINJA! He is a 10-year Combat Veteran from Houston, Texas and now produces a new line of outstanding coffee that reflects some of the experiences individuals have while serving this great country. Veterans, Active Duty Military, L.E.O.'s, Public Safety and Military Supporters alike enjoy the animated depictions of each roast while consuming the best damn coffee they had ever had.

This idea has come while teaching medical stuff to an Urban Medical Integration Class. "I provide coffee for my classes and have a donation bucket. There were always a lot of contributors there, so I figured that there is a huge market there".

Brandon reflected on his time on the service when coffee was held in a high regard, just to be able to function. He knew that if he designed a Military/Veteran friendly coffee brand, that he could have some serious customers. But that wasn't all. "All of the proceeds go back into the company with a portion being donated to charitable veterans organizations.