The Bananas Podcast

The Bananas Podcast The Strange news podcast hosted by Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler Lin the Exactly Right network!

New BANANAS out right now!Kurt and Scotty talk about a hospital report that blames patient’s fart as cause for a fire in...
09/09/2026

New BANANAS out right now!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a hospital report that blames patient’s fart as cause for a fire in the operating room, states where you’re most likely to get struck by lightning and a Florida steakhouse allowing a classy n**e dining experience!

BANANIMALS!!! TREAT YOURSELF TO SOME GOODIES!!! Or make your partner spoil you!!! Or guilt trip your parents into buying...
09/03/2026

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An Atlanta teacher is going viral for setting up a designated corner of her elementary school classroom where students c...
08/28/2026

An Atlanta teacher is going viral for setting up a designated corner of her elementary school classroom where students can go when they need to pass gas.

The creator, Candy Sydney-Browning, a 36-year-old second-grade teacher, showed off the spot where students go, with a fun little sign informing them they’re now in the “gusty winds area.” There are air freshener sprays nearby. And, according to her, the station works, and kids ask for it.

She posted the video to TikTok, where she describes herself as a “millennial teacher,” and touts a classroom wishlist. Sydney-Browning begins, “OK, so y’all have been asking me about my “gas station” in my classroom.”

She walked through her brightly decorated classroom before reaching the now-infamous area.

“If they have to relieve themselves, they will just simply get up off of the rug, and they will walk back to that corner right there where you see that little yellow sign. And of course, we have everything they need over here,” she said, showing off an array of scented sprays.

The goal of this corner isn’t just for laughs, though it certainly elicited some online. Sydney-Browning said it’s to foster a better learning environment, one where children don’t have to miss out on learning to go relieve themselves, and have a safe place to do so away from their classmates.

“That’s the station. It’s pretty simple. They just come stand here, and what I love about this is, while I’m teaching, no one has to ask. I don’t have to stop teaching in order to say, yes, you can go. No, just get up... go excuse yourself—and I can continue teaching,” she explains.

Vice — If you’ve ever visited a tourist hotspot abroad and wondered whether the legend attached to it might be a lie, It...
08/27/2026

Vice — If you’ve ever visited a tourist hotspot abroad and wondered whether the legend attached to it might be a lie, Italy has a cautionary tale that will reinforce your skepticism.

According to CNN, one man spent years convincing tourists that a hillside near Arcugnano was home to an ancient Greek or Roman theater. It wasn’t. He built the whole thing himself and then sold tickets to a legend of his own invention.

Franco Malosso claimed he discovered the roughly 54,000-square-foot site after a landslide. He charged visitors up to €40 to see its marvelous, ancient stone seating, beautiful columns, statues, and artificial pond, presenting it as an archaeological treasure dating to antiquity.

He even claimed Julius Caesar and Cleopatra had visited. He couldn’t help but stretch the reality of his own fiction by telling visitors that Juliet Capulet once lived here. You know, of Romeo and Juliet fame, the famously fictional couple invented by William Shakespeare.

Of course, not one bit of it was ancient, other than the age-old practice of bullsh—ing to make a quick buck. Malosso had hired some guys to build the site, and they did so using very modern concrete and newly quarried stone, very contemporary plaster, and who knows, maybe there’s some superglue in there somewhere.

There were other little details that he was sure no one would look into too much. For instance, the ancient Greeks never colonized this far north. And there was also the more minor but still glaringly obvious issue if you’re equipped with some actual architectural knowledge: he was billing it as an amphitheater, when it was just a regular theater. His theater was fan-shaped. An amphitheater is an oval.

None of that mattered. Visitors who didn’t know any better left glowing reviews. The guy had a real knack for storytelling that quite literally paid off even though none of it made any historical sense.

Local authorities started looking into the validity of the site’s claims back in 2016.

This one is a good one!! Kelsey Cook Returns to Bananas! She talks with Kurt and Scotty about a billboard that promises ...
08/27/2026

This one is a good one!! Kelsey Cook Returns to Bananas! She talks with Kurt and Scotty about a billboard that promises a new AI chatbot but it’s really just one guy typing, classroom fire caused by escaped snake and dinner plate sized goldfish are threatening Alberta!

Reuters - Scorching summer temperatures have done what decades of dress-down Fridays have failed to do — get men to the ...
08/26/2026

Reuters - Scorching summer temperatures have done what decades of dress-down Fridays have failed to do — get men to the office in shorts.

Japan’s capital led the way. This year the ‌metropolitan government’s long-standing no-tie, no-jacket “Cool Biz” campaign took a step further by encouraging its staff to ditch long trousers, and ‌even try T-shirts and sneakers.

As heatwaves mounted across Europe, other workers followed in Tokyo’s wake, sometimes with the encouragement of authorities and management, sometimes without.

Major retailers told Reuters linen shorts and suits were flying off the shelves in Britain, as men opted for breathable fabrics more commonly associated with Mediterranean climes.

“The lines between ‘commuter’ and ‘holiday’ style are blurring,” Martha Hibberd, menswear buyer at British department store John Lewis, said.

Marks and Spencer said sales of men’s linen trousers in June to July jumped 183% compared with the same period a year ago.

H&M — one of Europe’s biggest fashion retailers — said ‌it was bringing in lighter clothes and delaying ⁠the release of autumnal lines to later in the year.

“It looks like we’re not going back when it comes to climate change,” Andreas Lowenstam, H&M’s head of menswear design, said.

YAHOO FINANCE - Have you ever been walking down the street and seen a $10 bill laying on the sidewalk? If so, did you pi...
08/23/2026

YAHOO FINANCE - Have you ever been walking down the street and seen a $10 bill laying on the sidewalk? If so, did you pick it up and tuck it into your wallet?

Unless someone was walking ahead of you that may have dropped it by mistake, this instinct isn't uncommon, and you'd probably walk away and not think much of it except maybe '"lucky me!" At the end of the day, it's probably in better use in a wallet instead of crumpled on the ground.

Unfortunately, it's not always that simple.

On Aug. 19, the police department of Albany, Georgia shared a grainy photo on Facebook of an older man in a Walmart pushing a cart. In the post, they asked for the public's assistance in identifying him, writing that "an individual dropped $30.00 on the ground while shopping. This individual picked up the money and did not turn it in to the employees."

You might be thinking, if this man found a fairly small sum of abandoned cash on the ground, then it's no harm to keep it.

But, under Georgia Code § 16-8-6, "keeping property you know or learn is lost or mislaid without making reasonable efforts to return it to the owner is considered the criminal offense of theft of lost or mislaid property." In other words, Georgia does not take "finders keepers" as a sufficient answer to why someone might keep the money

While there is technically no official "finders keepers" rule in any jurisdiction, different states have different rules regarding how long you have to wait before unclaimed property becomes yours.

Dexerto – A man in California investigated unusual droppings on his roof, only to come face-to-face with a mountain lion...
08/19/2026

Dexerto – A man in California investigated unusual droppings on his roof, only to come face-to-face with a mountain lion.

Bill Dabney felt something on the roof of his guesthouse in Pasadena, California. He investigated further to find four separate stools. He claimed that he immediately recognized that they could not belong to a bird.

However, he did not have to wait very long to find the culprit, as when he turned around, he found a large mountain lion staring at him from a roughly 10-yard distance.

Dabney immediately fled inside his home and, fortunately for him, the mountain lion did not chase after him. “All of a sudden I look over. Mountain lion. Staring at me,” he said. “He was in the position mode, like he was gonna spring. Time to go. I took off running.”

Curiously, a similar sighting with a mountain lion happened only a few days later, leading some to believe it is likely the same animal, though this has not been confirmed.

Christine Schiefer (Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet and AndThatsWhyWeDrink) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NY scho...
08/18/2026

Christine Schiefer (Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet and AndThatsWhyWeDrink) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NY school district employs humanoid robots, Pennsylvania man became world’s first quadrillionaire for two minutes and a hiker trekked 6 miles after impaling himself with a hiking pole!

CNN - A father-son fishing trip at Ridley Park Lake in Delaware County is now gaining national attention.69 News Reporte...
08/16/2026

CNN - A father-son fishing trip at Ridley Park Lake in Delaware County is now gaining national attention.

69 News Reporter Julianna Furfari spoke with Michael Coffey about his son's surprising catch.

Coffey says his 8-year-old son Seamus is an avid fisher. The pair always goes to the same spot on Ridley Park Lake; this time they were using shrimp in an attempt to catch catfish.

Coffey says on their recent trip he knew there was a bite, but he was surprised at the fish's fight. What they pulled out of the water is shocking and now has the internet talking.

"He was like no dad, that's a piranha. I said no, it's not a piranha, come on. Then I Google imaged it and it was a red belly piranha and my son was like I told you dad I told you," explained Coffey.

8-year-old Seamus Coffey knew about piranhas from YouTube.

"When you felt it, it felt like a brick. The actual fish was solid. Crazy bone structure and nothing like we would catch," said Coffey.

Coffey says he believes someone dumped the piranha into the body of water when they couldn't care for it anymore.

What started as a reminder to not dump invasive species in the lakes sparked a viral sensation. The story took off.

The father and son duo are gaining national attention, so much so, that now companies are reaching out hoping to send gear to Seamus.

His dad is now documenting all their fishing adventures on social media.

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