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Trolls may be banned or fed to the raccoons behind Burger King.

06/13/2026

Gas is 3.59 at some gas stations in St James.

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06/11/2026

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Casey Crider and Jason Huston were moving some serious weight. Weight-loss drugs, specifically. Get a fresh take on the day's top news Subscribe to the St. Louis Daily newsletter for a smart, succinct guide to local news from award-winning journalists Sarah Fenske and Ryan Krull. We will never send....

05/29/2026

If you are traveling towards Springfield this weekend, fill up on gas west of Lebanon, Missouri, where it is $.30 a gallon cheaper.

05/21/2026

If you are traveling, gas is cheaper in Cuba and Phililpsburg MO.

05/09/2026

This girl was found today on Spencer Street. Please contact the shelter at 573-364-6995

The liberals in charge of the Phelps County assessor’s office will be out checking on you make sure you have your papers...
05/08/2026

The liberals in charge of the Phelps County assessor’s office will be out checking on you make sure you have your papers.

05/06/2026

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Rolla’s Saladin’s win The Oak Meadow 3 person scramble.
05/04/2026

Rolla’s Saladin’s win The Oak Meadow 3 person scramble.

05/02/2026

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