Phelps County News

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Trolls may be banned or fed to the raccoons behind Burger King.

12/26/2025
12/26/2025

The tree is still up, but the heels are definitely off.
Our leopard overalls + faux fur vest = the ultimate post-holiday uniform. 🐾

Apparently this is what a $300,000 house looks like in Rolla now.
12/24/2025

Apparently this is what a $300,000 house looks like in Rolla now.

Residential property for sale in Rolla,MO (MLS #25064244). Learn more from Friend Real Estate. Roomy foyer makes it easy to welcome guests.

12/18/2025
12/15/2025

Don Mayhew is a proven conservative leader and engineer with seven years of experience in the Missouri legislature, trusted with overseeing public safety, infrastructure, and taxpayer dollars, and known for delivering results on complex issues.

Enjoying your record high property taxes. (Not to mention late bills from the county) Vote in April and November. Lower...
12/14/2025

Enjoying your record high property taxes. (Not to mention late bills from the county) Vote in April and November. Lower taxes, new leadership.

12/05/2025
11/09/2025

Bill Hardwick, candidate for Missouri State Senate.

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