01/17/2025
Soooo I got pulled over this morning after leaving Walmart..... I just needed groceries today. I already knew why he got me (I Was Speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. So I decided to see how that would go. We got fart spray as a gag gift on Christmas. Me being me thought it would be the perfect time to try it out š¤£ The bottle says to sq**rt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walks toward my truck I sprayed about 5 sq**rts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. If yāall know my truck yāall would know why. I said I canātā¼ļøHe stopped dead in his tracks and said lawd...what is that? I said I got a situation going on sirā¼ļøThe look on his face was priceless. I said, Sir my stomach hurts and Iām trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Oh myā¼ļøI think you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh...he looked worried and disgustedš¤£)
Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO= SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. IāLL ES**RT YOUā¼ļø
I did not expect it to go this way but the Officer followed me back to house , & waited til I got out my car (he stayed in his). I had to walk away holding my butt cheeks, and limpinā like I was hurtinā! No ticket written!
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