STAB STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience. Find us on iTunes, Stitcher, SoundCloud or YouTube

brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1,

STAB! is based out of Sacramento, CA and is produced by John Ross and Jesse Jones. Find us on iTunes, Stitcher, SoundCloud and YouTube.

08/19/2026

In this episode of the STAB! show, that, you know, happened, deadpan host Jesse Jones welcomes a non-plussed panel of Nick Coleman, Michelle Petro, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BURMA, bootlegs of Whiplash, The Fault In Our Stars, & The Lego Movie, celebrations foreign beer, N...

07/29/2026

In this eye contact avoiding episode of the STAB! show, shame harboring host Jesse Jones welcomes an reflexively flinching panel Jeff Brown, Gaby Gilmore, & Marco Cabodi to share their three CASMUKs, pick-up lines to or from a rundown neighborhood park, someone in a pharmaceutical commercial, &a...

STAB! 505 - "Baby Animals & Ridiculousness"What's cuter than a little helpless thing, just flailing around against a col...
07/16/2026

STAB! 505 - "Baby Animals & Ridiculousness"

What's cuter than a little helpless thing, just flailing around against a cold, cruel world, attempting not to be eaten by another bigger something?! Adorbs!

So while we try not to think about all the tiny baby animals that only feed bigger animals, let's think instead of the hilarity of , and as they bare their conedic teeth and claws and defensively wets the entire area.

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You like a corn dog? A good churro? Deep fried Oreo? Hmm? You like that corn dog flava? Dole Whip? They got that Dole Wh...
07/16/2026

You like a corn dog? A good churro? Deep fried Oreo? Hmm? You like that corn dog flava? Dole Whip? They got that Dole Whip? I don't even know. Corn dog? Yeah, that's what you like, I can tell. Corn dog. What I think I I'm saying is the State Fair starts tomorrow. So, you know, that's something we get to compete with...

But all your air conditioned county fair stands can't POSSIBLY compete with the giggle gas of , Gaby Gilmore and ! Not even close! Not even a little! And carny looks will be there too. Don't feed him trail mix straight out of your hand.

Gwt all the STAB! show you can guzzle, live in person at STAB! Comedy Theater or from the comfort of your own home via STAB! TV on Twitch or YouTube. Either way, we'll see you Friday night at 7pm!

07/15/2026

In this adorable, nonsensical episode of the STAB! show, shaky legged host Jesse Jones welcomes an absolutely bonkers panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Jess Roberts, & Frankie Lord to share their three takes on BDA, nine items on the bathroom walls of Influencers, recipes for various stuffs and thin...

Heat dome! Heat Dome! Heat Dome! You know what's cool? The STAB! show and the funny folk who write brand new funny SPECI...
07/08/2026

Heat dome! Heat Dome! Heat Dome! You know what's cool? The STAB! show and the funny folk who write brand new funny SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU! Yeah, for realzies.

And so, in this warm on the outside, but oh so cozy and pretty coolist on the inside show, Frankie Lord, Mikhail Chernyavsky and Nick Pettigrew will bathe you in soothing waves of comedy, while Jesse Jones watches, like he does.

So come on down to STAB! Comedy Theater and exist among us, or join us from a distance via STAB! TV on Twitch or YouTube, Friday night at 7pm! Summer's here, and so are we! We are Summer? ... I dunno.

07/08/2026

In this active, descriptive episode of the STAB! show, handle pumper and host Jesse Jones welcomes a capable, highly trained panel of Cierra Ramirez, Abbey Hagen, & Jack Marie to share their three ISTMs, bootlegs of Super Mario Brothers, Grand Theft Auto, & Stardew Valley, campaign speeches...

Let's get back to getting back to getting caught up, since after Episode 504 drops tomorrow, we will be FULLY CAUGHT UP ...
07/07/2026

Let's get back to getting back to getting caught up, since after Episode 504 drops tomorrow, we will be FULLY CAUGHT UP for the first time in I don't even effin' know how long!

The next episode to come out after that, WILL BE THE NEXT EPISODE TO COME OUT AFTER THAT!

And while we celebrate finally doing what we're supposed to for the first time in years, let's give .c.leone .rogue and their recognitions for having done these episodes and finally had them released!

ENJOY THEM AND THEIR WORKS!

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07/06/2026

In this liberated episode of the STAB! show, big dumb lunk of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a fiery and capable panel of Dayna Bryant, Jenna Swartz, & Joe-Joe Louis, to share their three takes on DSP, nine haiku about the World Cup, closing arguments in defense of a punchable face, a p**p cruise,...

07/01/2026

In this bountiful broadcast of b***y buffoonery, braggadocious barker Jesse Jones beckons a bright, boisterous board of Sam Sellers, Lindsey Nakano, & Grant Potter to share their three VMEs, pick-up lines to and from a bashful pterodactyl, the clearance section in Safeway, & a jetski, craigs...

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