11/03/2025
Shinedown Just Announced a Festival… With Hanson. The Hell Is Going On?
Shinedown is launching their own festival. Cool. Makes sense. They’ve sold out arenas all year, dropped a chart-crushing single (Three Six Five), played the Grand Ole Opry like it was no big deal, and now — apparently — they’re throwing a three-day party in Florida.
They’re calling it The Lunatic Ball, and the lineup is solid. Mostly.
• Shinedown (headliners and hosts)
• Bush (still yelling)
• Flyleaf w/ Lacey Sturm (back and belting)
• Living Colour (legends)
• From Ashes to New (high energy)
• Guardians of the Jukebox (covers )
• Neon Mooners (no clue, sounds sweaty)
And then… Hanson.
Let that sink in.
Somewhere between Sound of Madness and Everything Zen, they sandwiched the kids who sang MMMBop. This isn’t satire. Hanson is on the actual poster.
Listen, I’m not here to gatekeep weird. I’m here for it. I just want to be in the pit when MMMBop kicks off and some bearded dude from Jacksonville loses his mind like it’s Bodies by Drowning Pool. I want to see the crossover chaos.
This festival’s happening October 23–25 in Miramar, Florida. Three days. Rock, nostalgia, covers, comedians, DJs, probably a couple midlife crises. Shinedown’s running the show, so expect it to be tight, big, and loaded with pyro.
Presale, VIP, and “stand next to Brent while he adjusts his sunglasses” packages are up now. Hunt them down.
🧨 2026 is coming. Shinedown’s loading the chamber early.