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11/24/2025

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11/24/2025

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11/24/2025

KYIV—Countering the US's 28-point peace plan, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy suggested on Saturday that Donald J. Trump offer Vladimir Putin “full sovereignty” over the state of Florida.

“If you are considering some kind of ‘land swap’ for peace, Florida should be on the table,” Zelenskyy said. “With Florida, you have cards.”

Explaining his rationale for a Russian annexation of the Sunshine State, Zelenskyy said, “There are already so many Russian-speaking people there, especially the oligarchs and criminals around Mar-a-Lago.”

Speaking from the Kremlin, Putin said he would “consider” an offer of Florida, but only if it did not include ownership of Ron DeSantis.

11/24/2025

Why isn't this headline news everywhere???… “After the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, I reviewed a call between the president and the Saudi crown prince. The American people deserve to know what was said on that call.” - VA Congressman Eugene Vindman

Details of the phone call emerged after Trump defended the Saudi crown prince over the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.

11/22/2025

Pete Hegseth Calls Emergency Meeting of the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts of America - Michael J. Mangano, Humor Times

Faux News - The Secretary of War spoke to a million girl and boy scouts, saying they must now follow the rules of the War Department.

11/22/2025

'Who Are You With?' Prelude to a Tongue-Lashing - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Humor Columns - "Who are you with?" You too, can be called on the carpet covering an Arabian Night in the White House!

11/22/2025

And now for something completely different!

11/22/2025

Folks, you've got to watch this whole thing (30 minutes) -- frickin' mind-blowing!!! The two are like best buds all the sudden!… President Trump Meets with Zohran Mamdani, Mayor-Elect, New York City https://youtu.be/nDanzN1EUeE?si=Rzoxi1_Oz6FF4CoI via

Republicans are trying to make the 2026 election about Mamdani, but Trump sabotaged their plans by gushing about the incoming New York City Mayor.

11/21/2025

Q: How can you tell you’re a horrible vice president?
A: When you make people nostalgic for Dick Cheney

11/21/2025

President Trump, acting like a king/dictator, is calling for U.S. Navy Captain, NASA astronaut and current Senator Mark Kelly to be hanged for talking about the need for the military to adhere to the Constitution. Help this patriot defend against attacks you know are coming:

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11/20/2025

Sounds about right… “I’ve been recently told the reason they’re going to be releasing the files and the reason for the flip is that they’re sabotaging these files,” Epstein's brother said, adding that it’s happening at a “facility” in Wi******er, Virginia.

Author Michael Wolff suggests one way a Trump-remade DOJ and FBI might handle “inconvenient” Epstein files.&...