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07/31/2025

"Friends, this is how democracy dies."

Sure is, but small price to pay, as long as the profits continue to roll in, right, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, CBS, etc.???

We Are Witnessing the Silencing of American Media

From the Washington Post to CBS, companies are caving to Trump. This is how democracy dies

07/30/2025

Another GREAT show by John Oliver... AI Slop: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) https://youtu.be/TWpg1RmzAbc?si=zQF5FvLgz3wOufBX via

John Oliver explains why you’ve been seeing more AI-generated content online, the harm it can do, and – sadly – why it is threatening his marriage. Do you he...

07/29/2025

Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times

Making fun of headlines, like: "Chuck E Cheese employee arrested" - Pizza: $15.95; Bread: $8.99; Perp walked while in costume: Priceless.

07/26/2025

Trump projects all the crimes he does as the crimes of others. Including this one...
The Line Trump Crossed by Accusing Obama of Treason

President Trump believes that President Barack Obama committed treason, a crime that may be punishable by death. Seeking a distraction from his current politica...

07/26/2025

Every Single American Must Run for President in 2028, says Political Theorist - Ted Holland, Humor Times

Faux News - In order for democracy to survive, every single American must run for President in 2028, says theorist.

07/26/2025

Insecure About His Popularity, Trump Throws Red Meat Swag Bags Against the Wall - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Humor Columns - After the "Epstein List Reveal," the insecure president goes thru a wild grift-giving frenzy.

07/25/2025

07/25/2025

SCOTLAND—In an abrupt about-face, King Charles III of the United Kingdom announced on Friday that he was downgrading Donald J. Trump’s state visit to lunch with Prince Andrew.

Instead of Scotland, where the state visit was to be held, the lunch between Andrew and Trump will now occur at a Pizza Express restaurant in Woking.

According to royal sources, Andrew was “incandescent with rage” when his older brother informed him of the engagement, but the King told him, “Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team.”

After Andrew asked what he and Trump could possibly talk about over their pizza, Charles suggested, “Maybe you two can reminisce about your good times with your mutual friend Jeffrey.”

07/25/2025

The Pedocon Party has to go!… "The level and scale at which Republican elected officials and activists have been convicted of such crimes is objectively staggering and far dwarfs any other group (save for the Catholic Church)."
https://www.nationofchange.org/2025/07/25/trumps-epstein-problem-proves-pedocon-theory-is-real-and-needs-to-be-mainstreamed/ via

Politics Trump’s Epstein problem proves ‘Pedocon Theory’ is real and needs to be mainstreamed “Pedocon Theory” is real and it’s time Democrats not only acknowledge that, but start using it to win elections. By Carl Gibson - July 25, 2025 418 SOURCEOccupy.com Share on Facebook Tweet on Tw...

07/23/2025

WASHINGTON—Millions of Americans support renaming the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts after the writer E. Jean Carroll, according to a poll released on Wednesday.

Conversely, poll respondents opposed naming the venue after First Lady Melania Trump, strongly agreeing with the statement, “An arts center should not be named after someone who finds blood-red Christmas trees aesthetically pleasing.”

At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt defended the decision to rename the Kennedy Center after Mrs. Trump, stating, “Since President Trump took it over, the Kennedy Center has been just like the First Lady: renovated and vacant.”

07/23/2025

Comedy & Political Correctness: A Friggin’ Showstopper! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Humor Columns - Years ago, Jerry Seinfeld said he believes political correctness has put comedy on a self-destructive path.

07/22/2025

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