04/27/2025
We’re officially screwed.
Kalani’s been in the shelter since December 2024, and after months of being ignored like a LinkedIn message, she’s finally snapped.
She’s started a gang. The TTA's...Thick Thighs and Alibis.
She’s the leader. Obv.
She even had bandanas smuggled in so she could match her damn harness. Big Regina George vibes. You think this is a game? Because Kalani doesn’t. She wants someone to rub her ass and tell her she's pretty. Same girl.
This kween has taken over.
Balls? Hers.
Volunteers? Hers.
The good treats? Hers, bitch.
For real, Kalani is DONE with kennel life. Still happy and loving life.
She’s been patient.
She’s been sweet.
She even crushed her latest dog tests (see comments) even though she's built like a busted can of cinnamon rolls.
She needs out. Like, yesterday.
Needs a rescue to say yes! She is fully vaxxed, hw negative and comes with $400!
