Alonili Press

06/28/2026

Coming out July 30, 2026

An improper young noblewoman in a very proper and powerful kingdom is reluctantly dragged into one of those royal balls where the prince must find a suitable bride. For even the Great King Wellen was once a gangly, 18-year-old boy. In this lovable retelling of The Princess and the Pea, get the (100% accurate) insider scoop on how this renowned King and Queen got together, and how small, everyday actions can ultimately change a kingdom.

06/24/2026

Coming out July 30th.

One regular morning, an average computer guy at an average office went on a relaxing bike ride to escape his many troubles. He had no intentions that day of making new friends. He definitely had no intentions of agreeing to a spontaneous adventure with some random old guy... But mysterious, bearded mentors can wear spandex as easily as flowing robes.

In this wholesome and unique "fairytale for grownups," Average Carl and Not-So-Average Tom venture into the beautiful Oregon mountains on a quest for freedom, healing, and the ultimate search for the meaning of life.

04/11/2026

https://open.substack.com/pub/alonilipress/p/nakedness-marketing-and-home-alone?r=39zolp&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Tepid water pours onto your back.

02/08/2026

If you have been waiting to know what happens after Gap in the Road... we have good news for you. :)

Hello to you all on this fine Super Bowl Sunday, Winter Olympics Sunday, or, in our case, Munson Family Sick Day Sunday… (pretty sure the randomosity of this virus was inspired by one of those dice-rpgs).