Bring Me The Axe Horror Podcast

Bring Me The Axe Horror Podcast Bring Me The Axe is your new favorite horror movie podcast, with hosts Bryan and Dave White

09/22/2025

Oh, you thought we were making all of this up in our latest episode about Vacstion of Terror 2: Diabolical Birthday? Here’s poor Mayra being squished down and placed on top of the diabolical birthday cake.

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NEW EPISODE: Vacation of Terror 2 - Diabolical Birthday. This week we celebrate Latin American heritage month with a loo...
09/22/2025

NEW EPISODE: Vacation of Terror 2 - Diabolical Birthday. This week we celebrate Latin American heritage month with a look at Pedro Galindo’s Vacaciones de Terror 2: Cumpleanos Diabolico and boy do we sound like a pair of crazy people just making it up on the fly.

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New episode out now for Patreon subscribers! We kick off X-Files season 2 with a look at Little Green Men. The X-Files i...
09/18/2025

New episode out now for Patreon subscribers! We kick off X-Files season 2 with a look at Little Green Men. The X-Files is closed. Mulder and Scully are separated! Strange data coming in from a space antenna in Puerto Rico brings them back together.

This week in 90’s history the billboard charts are still shaking off the summer hits, Boyz 2 Men crash the charts in a big way. New shows on TV are just more of the old format and Clinton signs the crime bill.

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As mentioned in our latest episode about Ron Ormond and Estus Pirkle’s If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do, here are...
09/16/2025

As mentioned in our latest episode about Ron Ormond and Estus Pirkle’s If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do, here are some cartoon cells from Pirkle’s comic book version of his tract. If you don’t stop watching The Flintstones then the communists will take over.

09/15/2025

Christian scare films were never as unhinged as If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do. In this feral sermon Estus W. Pirkle warns us in the goriest terms that secular society will lead to a total communist takeover of America. Drinking, dancing, and Saturday morning cartoons (yes, really) will doom our nation.

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🚨NEW EPISODE: If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do? (1971)🚨  from one of our favorite podcasts,  is back for a look a...
09/15/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE: If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do? (1971)🚨 from one of our favorite podcasts, is back for a look at the mind-melting insane-o Christian scare film that positions communism as the natural enemy of Christianity! It asks: will you be saved when the commies come to enslave and murder everyone? Adapted from the ridiculous sermon by reverend Estus Pirkle and directed by exploitation legend Ron Ormond, there is nothing else like it out there. It’s not even close.

09/08/2025

Killer Klowns From Outer Space wasn’t exactly mining new material when it came out in 1988. The Chiodo Brothers were so in love with Tue Blob that they more or less remade it with scary alien clowns and it’s a blast.

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09/07/2025

Intentional Halloween poster reference to Black Christmas or paredolia?

I needed an inverted pectoral cross for my evil cardinal costume for  but couldn’t find such a thing for sale so I desig...
09/07/2025

I needed an inverted pectoral cross for my evil cardinal costume for but couldn’t find such a thing for sale so I designed and modeled one in Blender and sent the design off to at who cast it in bronze and worked it to bring it to life. This is the finishing touch on the entire costume. It’s going to make the whole thing pop and I couldn’t be happier with the outcome.

09/05/2025

Get with us on Monday for a look at the unimpeachable candy-colored alien invasion classic, Killer Klowns From Outer Space! We love it. You love it. Everybody loves it!

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NEW Do You Think I’m Spooky - S1E24 The Erlenmeyer Flask. We’re closing out season 1 with a banger! Mulder races to find...
09/04/2025

NEW Do You Think I’m Spooky - S1E24 The Erlenmeyer Flask. We’re closing out season 1 with a banger! Mulder races to find a superhuman secret medical experimentation subject while Scully infiltrates a secret gene therapy project to make alien human hybrids in a season finale payoff that makes all the season 1 duds worthwhile.

In 1994 news TV is winding down for the season, Swedish neo-Nazis hold on to the top spot on the Billboard chart while Nas clings to the bottom for dear life. An action horror movie mired in tragedy premiers at the number one spot and Bill Clinton is up to his old tricks!

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New for Patreon subscribers: Nosferatu (2024). This month Patreon subscribers can look forward to outlook at one of the ...
09/01/2025

New for Patreon subscribers: Nosferatu (2024). This month Patreon subscribers can look forward to outlook at one of the biggest, most-hyped releases of 2024. It’s Rob Eggers’ ambitious remake of FW Murnau’s silent classic. Compare and contrast against our recent episode about Werner Herzog’s remake! Did we like it? Do we think Eggers is worthy of the praise and celebration? You’re going to have to subscribe and listen to find out!

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