Bassflinger Outdoors

09/07/2026

🎣 RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE BROWN TROUT INCIDENT

Same area.

Same river.

Another brown trout.

At this point, I think we can officially establish that Bassflinger knows how to catch fish.

I know. I’m shocked too.

After all the tangled line, lost lures, questionable casts, and things I’ve accidentally hooked…

WE HAVE PRODUCED EVIDENCE.

The fish has been photographed.

The evidence has been documented.

The suspect has been released.

And Bassflinger's fishing license to look like he knows what he’s doing has officially been renewed.

😂🎣

Still kicking. Still fishing.

09/07/2026

🎣 TIME TO STEP UP THE GAME. 🎣

I’ve been doing one Reel a day for Bassflinger Outdoors.

Well… today I decided to see what happens if I kick it up a notch.

THREE REELS TODAY. 💥

And that’s the plan from here on out:

🔥 THREE REELS A DAY.

More fishing.
More outdoor nonsense.
More Bob Bassflinger.
More raccoon investigations.
And probably several decisions that seemed like good ideas at the time. 😂

I’m having a blast building this thing, and I appreciate everybody who’s been along for the ride.

We’re stepping it up.

Three a day.
Let’s see what happens. 🎣

Bassflinger Outdoors
Where the water meets the woods.

09/07/2026

Today, I lost a good one.
My favorite gold-bladed, black-and-yellow Panther Martin is officially at the bottom of the river. She caught fish. She looked good doing it. She was a legend.
Gone, but not forgotten.
And yes… I’m already looking for a replacement. 😂

09/07/2026

I have learned something important about life.
Never trust a raccoon with a clean nose.
Because that means he hasn't eaten yet.
And you really don't want to be standing between a raccoon and breakfast.
This is my philosophy.
I never said it was a good philosophy.
🦝🎣

09/07/2026

Fishermen lie about fish size.
They lie about the weather.
They even lie about how long they’ve been fishing.

But “one more cast”?

That’s the biggest lie of them all. 😂

Because every fisherman knows…

“One more cast” means at least seventeen more casts.

🎣 Still kicking. Still fishing.

09/06/2026

2,007 VIEWS.

On my FIRST speaking Short.

I honestly didn't know if anybody was going to listen to me talk.

Apparently 2,007 of you made the questionable decision to do exactly that. 😂

Seriously though—thank you.

Bassflinger Outdoors is just getting started.

We fish.
We tell stories.
We occasionally receive questionable advice from a raccoon.

And apparently…you people are coming along for the ride.

2,007 down.
Let’s see how weird we can make the next 2,000.

Still kicking.
Still fishing. 🎣

Sometimes fishing isn't about catching fish.Sometimes you just si...

09/06/2026

🎣 I’ve got a challenge for you.

Go through the Bassflinger videos and pick ONE of your favorites.

Now send it to ONE friend on Messenger who you KNOW is going to get it.

Not 20 people.
Not everybody on your friends list.

Just that one person who needs a little Bassflinger nonsense in their life. 😂

Let’s see what happens.

Pick one. Send one. Let’s go.

🎣 Where the water meets the woods.

09/05/2026

BASSFLINGER GEAR SPOTTED IN THE WILD! 🎣🔥

One of our followers, Larry Drawdy sent me these pictures rocking the Bassflinger Outdoors gear, and I’ve gotta say…

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

Nothing cooler than seeing the Bassflinger name out there with somebody who actually gets it.

Big thanks for sending these in, brother! I appreciate the support more than you know.

Where the water meets the woods. 🌲🎣

If you’re rocking Bassflinger gear, send me your pictures. I might just feature you next!

And if you don't have any and you want some follow this link and hit the bottom button.
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09/05/2026

There comes a point during every workday when you have to ask yourself the important questions…

Why am I working when I could be fishing?
Why are fish not being caught?
And technically… isn’t fishing just lunch with extra steps?

Bob has reached that point.

Fish are basically protein. 🎣😂

09/04/2026

I don't trust raccoons. They have hands. They work at night. They wear masks. And nobody ever asks where they're going.
Just wandering around at 2 AM with a sandwich…
That ain't wildlife.
That's a man with a mission. 🦝😂