Andreramonemusic

09/04/2026

I was fully prepared to be brave until I heard what was happening in the other room. 😭😂

Suddenly, my teeth felt fine.

09/03/2026

Lazarus would like to clear up a few things. 😭😂

Bro has been minding his business for 2,000 years and somehow got dragged into this.

09/01/2026

Reposting this one from our trip down to the Houston/Galveston area. 😂

But seriously, with Tropical Storm Edouard heading toward the Gulf Coast, hoping everybody out that way stays safe over the next couple of days.

Hang in there, y'all. 🙏🏾

08/30/2026

Don't let me in Bass Pro Shops.

Went in with absolutely nothing I needed. Somehow that didn’t narrow it down. 😂

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08/29/2026

Nobody blink. There’s closing costs on the line. 👁️😂

🎥 Original video: on ig

08/28/2026

Bro, I just needed to know if you wanted the combo. 😭😂

Somehow this became a conversation about our ancestors and building an empire.

🎥 Inspired by the original video from on ig

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08/26/2026

46 today. 🎂

Life comes at you fast. But as long as I stay out of karate class, I think I'm aging pretty gracefully. 😂

08/25/2026

Soon as he said it, there was really only one appropriate response. 😭😂

Kanye already gave us the soundtrack for this exact moment.

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